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April 8 2005

The Word of the Day for April 8 is: 

bloviate • \BLOH-vee-ayt\  • verb 
: to speak or write verbosely and windily 

Example sentence:
Maggie liked to turn on the news and watch the media pundits bloviate about the top issues of the day. 

Speaking of Quacks in general: Hootie Johnson still won't let women in Augusta. People should boycott Georgia

Obese Minutemen to move to diminished Lone Star Capital; To stop some illegal congressmen posing as humans with heart

  Red State Capital, Austin Texas : Reason to cheer a non stop flight to Chicago takes effect

Pope buried

 Red State Tarnished Lone Star State: Father shoots football coach after son didn't make team.

 Red Leader Quackery from Quack DeLay from Rome tells born again group as they are whipped into frenzy: DeLay said, "Judicial independence doesn't equal judicial supremacy," With theses famous words they raised there bibles high

One Quack follows another: GOP San Antonio Red Lamar Smith says, "I think my Quack leader is right on judicial criticism" With a Texas name like Lamar you would think he would lead not follow
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