April 9 2005
The Word of the Day for April 9 is:
vermicular • \ver-MIK-yuh-ler\ • adjective
1 *a : resembling a worm in form or motion b : marked with irregular fine lines
or with wavy impressed lines
2 : of, relating to, or caused by worms
Tarnished Lone Star State announcement: Mexico known for corrupt
police will train with Austin Police Department. Why for what?
State capital of home Red state for Red winner Austin, Texas: Food and
wine tasting festival this weekend. Last night a formal party rednecks wore
socks with flip flops.
Prince Charles married long time lover Camilla
Is red house leader a wrestling coach tired of playing second fiddle to the
small quack DeLay.
Three teens threaten to blow up Red capital in Tarnished Lone star
State
No Red slime here they say: Sinator Troy Fasher and Kenneth Armbrister
with oversight on telecommunications and electric utility committee accepts
tickets to Masters Golf from TXU Dallas Electric Company. Then do dinner drinks
and whatever. Standing by the throne of the Devil
Post Office calls for two cent tax hike because of less mail; Silly Armadillo,
don't lay anyone off.
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