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April 17 2005

Wisdom oftentimes consists of knowing what to do next.

  Red State Austin Texas Media Capital of world: Longhorn Jerry Chreck class of 77 seen running ticket office for off-off Broadway play; Hook'em horns 

NRA Houston Texas, Delay says, "In times like this it's good to have friends that are armed."

 Bad Red Divorce in home state of Red winner: Man kills ex-wife's cat and eats it.

 Texas legislatures who tote guns want it kept a secret;  

The Word of the Day for April 17 is:

abecedarian • \ay-bee-see-DAIR-ee-un\  • adjective
1 *a : of or relating to the alphabet b : alphabetically arranged
2 : rudimentary
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