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When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted.

Aug 19 06

Cease fire in Lebanon holds. Israel to investigate how they lost. Red leader rides in from camp David on magic carpet and hold press conference and declares Iraq on course and Israel won as reporters stood with mouth open he hopped on magic carpet and rode off. Dallas on top all time list for 100 degree days. Hezbollah gives cash of 12 grand in $100 bills to people in Southern Lebanon to build houses: Blue Mesa Lake Colorado man catches 10 ft great white shark. JonBenet killer now on death watch he may have factious disorder. Red leader again blast Judge's ruling that warrant less wire taps are illegal Red dwarfs are now attacking judge. Scooter Libby will not get more classified material for defense. Brits say suspected terrorist on planes had dual citizenship and trained in Pakistan for bomb making. Iran will not stop nuke making bombs. Roul Castro activates reserves in case Fidel dies and US wants to invade want Hezbollah missals "Hey Stud remember bay of pigs.". Marian Jones fails June drug test after winning 100. Illegal immigrant still holed up in church.
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