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Aug 31 2005

In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less.  

Dumbass Rednecks; Texas doctors who perform abortions without parental approval or after the third trimester could face capital murder charges because of a new law that takes effect this week

Well, we've all had days like that. You think it might be a good idea to "take someone out" when they're giving your country a hard time . . . and then you recall that it's illegal, against U.S. policy and, well, a tad un-Christian.  Robertson, of course, is well known for his spontaneous foot tastings. This is the same man who has urged his flock to pray for a U.S. Supreme Court vacancy "one way or the other."

"Mr. Robertson is no ordinary citizen," said Bernardo Alvarez, Venezuela's ambassador to the United States. He "has been one of the president's staunchest allies." Bush administration officials claim that Chavez backs "undemocratic" radical movements in Bolivia and have hinted that he may have ties to Marxist guerrillas in Colombia.

Some states, however, don't even need to use code words anymore, since they now couch the authorization to teach creationism within the idea that local school curricula may critically challenge the theory of evolution. Understandably, the idea that God had a hand in creating us is a very broad one. It is a bedrock of most major religions as well as of Judeo-Christian thought.