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Aug 06

Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love.

Aug 9 06

While Baghdad burns: Rice sings Red Leaders praise of Iraq success in Crawford: North Koreans sing Dear Leaders praise: Connecticut boots Liberman says, "For the good of country I will run as independent. It was just a kiss by Red President"  Sheehan marches in Crawford:  Penguins killed in TX when truck over turns; Georgia Congress  noblewoman who accused guard of racism loses her seat says, "No more electronic voting machines." Scientist discovers pill that makes sperm different colors go forth and multiply. Three Brits under arrest for wire tapping Prince Charles. Mayor of Sugar Land TX wants to be written in for Disgraced Delay. Pat Robinson in Israel after claiming Sharon stroke was caused by God for giving away God's land: He wants to lead Armageddon the battle between good and evil which side does he want to lead? Zeke says, "There is going to bees a big war and Jesus will come back to defeat evil and send all fanatics to hell."  Is it the Judas Kiss Liberman files as independent Red president says, "I just kissed Liberman, there was no sex I will not support him in his run for office as independent, he is a sore loser." Shiites join Border Patrol to patrol border fired after setting up UID to kill illegals. 
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