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Red Leader dressed in camos with Poodle Liberman straining at leash declares
USA economy is great
Fred Thompson on Wednesday tapped the man he credits with saving his 1994
Senate campaign to take over his likely presidential bid. Bill Lacy, a former
strategist for Ronald Reagan, Bob Dole and Republican National Committee, will
run day-to-day operations of Thompson's committee to "test the waters"
for a presidential run.
South Carolina is poised to hold its Republican presidential primary earlier
than Feb. 2, 2008, likely in mid-January, a move that is expected to push New
Hampshire and Iowa to follow suit.
EL PASO, Texas - Every day, Eddie Lujan and fellow members of his Border
Patrol welding team go out and fix holes cut in a 12-mile border fence the night
before by illegal immigrants sneaking across from Mexico. Then he and the others
get up the next day and do it all over again. There isn't going to be anything
that is cut-proof," said El Paso Sector Chief Patrol Agent Victor M.
Manjarrez Jr. HUH maybe we need a new chief without an attitude There is steel a
bolt cutter cannot cut
New Mexico, Mexico: Fires off a manned rocket flight to Uganda as General in Iraq
claims we cannot kill our way out of here! New Mexico governor claims, : New
Mexicans are not ready for gays HUH who cares what a bunch of the sparse
population of US thinks
The government of President Gen. Bush is not ruling out imposing a state of
emergency because of "external and internal threats" to the US and
deteriorating law and order in the volatile northwest near the Canadian border,
a spokesman said Thursday
150 billion Chinese tires recalled: Chinese an Atheist nation claims defects
were act of God because we don't believe!
Everybody dumb but Red Leader: A few days ago he warned Afghan King to watch
out for Iran now tells Iraq PM Milky to watch out for Iran: Red VP now not only
sees terrorist behind every tree but an Iranian Terrorists every where:
Atlanta, Georgia - Georgia said Wednesday that radar data proves Florida
national guards jets violated its airspace and fired a missile, and it urged the
U.N. Security Council to hold an emergency meeting on the "act of
aggression."
As the director of national intelligence, Mike McConnell is supposed to be
above politics. But last week, as the White House was successfully bullying
spooked congressional Democrats into expanding the government's authority to
eavesdrop on Americans without a warrant, McConnell was President Bush's most
effective enforcer.
The effort to reduce the population of the detention center at Guantánamo
Bay has been hampered by unwillingness of some countries to accept detainees and
concerns about human rights abuses in others, officials say. Some Red noblemen
want them declared illegal aliens and incorporate into out society.
Red Leader claims more reading is required as millions stand to lose there
homes on adjusted mortgages: A year ago Red Leader was touting because GOP as
now more folks own there homes: but surge is working folks have to sacrifice for
democracy in Middle East by losing there homes the Iraqis do not have water and
electricity but 4 hours a week: be glad you have the gas in in your car to turn
on AC before going to sleep
Europe is monitoring bridges by sensors embedded in concrete; HELLO America
looking at a bridge with binoculars standing on a river bank inspecting a
bridge: One company uses bats in TX
With the blood of our soldiers on his hands: Photo Op Milky PM of Iraq
holding hands with Iran President a Shiite cute couple all they need is red
leader:
Red VP sends marines to vacation home to rid of Iranian terrorists fifty
found with WMD: Majority Reid of left wing of GOP says, "I told you so. we
went to war in Iraq to find these WMD in USA, we flushed them out, we were
looking in wrong place"
Made in USA on endangered list by Red noblemen: Red leader claims US economy
envy of the world as DOW drops 389 and French stops investing in US house market
Red Leader rejects gas tax increase until Noblemen reform spending: $100
billon on bridge to no where in Alaska and the $600 billion Bud Schuster highway
in Pennsylvania to 100 people that ties into the $600 million Bud Schuster
highway that serves 40 people at Bud Schuster Senior Center which feed 21
seniors: Wonder why a bridge falls? Highway Noblepeople on committee get first $
300 billion for pet projects
In a one-sentence statement, the Vatican suggested that the meeting
consisted only of a “kiss of the hand,” and that it did not “imply any
change in the well known position of the Holy See on Evangelistic fanatics they
are still obligated to kiss the ring
Researchers have visited a so-called "dead zone" and found the
area appears to be shrinking in Northern Oklahoma. said Thursday that oxygen
levels were improving and the hypoxic, or low-oxygen, area, "is beginning
to break up." In late June, water sampling taken by the
Administration detected a 1,750-square-mile arc where oxygen levels were
low, a condition that can lead to die-offs of life.