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Red Leader: In Sunglasses at daddies place in Maine claims God spoke to me at White House and loves Americans who are against same sex marriages. While AG carried a sign vote GOP the Elephant can spot terrorists and anti-Christ's

A week after a deadly bridge collapse in Minneapolis, President Bush on Thursday dismissed raising the federal gasoline tax to repair bridges at least until Congress changes how it spends highway money. "The way it seems to have worked is that each member on that (Transportation) committee gets to set his or her own priorities first," Bush said. "That's not the right way to prioritize the people's money. Before we raise taxes, which could affect economic growth, I would strongly urge the Congress to examine how they set priorities."

NEWARK, N.J. a Sanction city for illegal aliens - A 15-year-old boy and a man were in custody and facing murder charges Thursday in the execution-style killings of three college students and wounding of another in a school yard shooting: The cops have arrested an illegal alien in case that was arrested several times even on child rape but released on bond by NJ judges and NJ law will not report immigration to HS because ti is a sanction city HUH Dip Shit state! 

7 direct descendants of Jesus and Mary Magdalene claim some artifacts now in Vatican: Pope claims they were stolen in WW2 when Japanese invaded Vatican 

The government proposed a third version of its airline passenger pre-screening program Thursday, stripped of controversial data mining elements that had aroused privacy concerns and blocked earlier versions. They will secretly finger print buy giving everyone a free bottle of water then remove prints and check while folks are detained in security lines.

Five people shot in Tennessee when Bedouin Innerbreeds grazing there goats on public forests on there way to winter grazing were attack by forty pygmy after five killed picked up there dead and retreated back into forest: What made this white pygmy tribe attack the Innerbreeds

After getting there ass kicked on amnesty by the folks: The Bush administration plans to step up immigration enforcement by raising fines on employers who hire undocumented workers, overhauling temporary worker programs and speeding up deployment of border agents, according to a summary of the plans. Pope claims: This is ploy to make shortage so guest program can make Red Legacy on immigration 

Activists were even more frustrated with New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, who when asked whether people are born gay or choose to be, said, "It's a choice" and later explained, "I'm not a scientist." "The country isn't there yet on gay marriage," he said. "We have to bring the country along. The people in NM are not ready for it, the mountain people are a little backward and slow and may engage in sex, it it lonely in the mountains"dream by night, and said to him, Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man's wife.

"A year ago I saw all these people marching with foreign flags in the immigration protests and decided to get off my recliner," Ron explains as he puts up a banner at the front of the driveway of the education center in Swan Lake State Park

Backwater Texas They lost their self-respect and banned gays from marring they then went further and gained weight and more weight as they waddle around with no self respect as some grew ugly others matched them and without self respect they became mean and hated there selves and eventually every one around them even there God and they wallowed in self pity they took the pictures off the wall so as not to be reminded they once had self respect;

Back water ARLINGTON, Texas - A megachurch canceled a memorial service for a Navy veteran 24 hours before it was to start because the deceased was gay. High Point Church The church's pastor, the Rev. Gary Simons, said no one knew Sinclair, who was not a church member, was gay until the day before the Thursday service, when staff members putting together his video tribute saw pictures of men "engaging in clear affection, kissing and embracing." Simons said the church believes homosexuality is a sin, and it would have appeared to endorse that lifestyle if the service had been held there just like we don't do illegal aliens here. Yes Jesus loves us all

Meanwhile in backwater San Antonio Texas a pastor is arrested for dragging a minor girl behind a van for not loving God enough: Police  said the second assault claim was turned over to the Comal County district attorney's office, which hasn't said if any criminal charges will result. Last year, Love Demonstrated Ministries reported private and government contributions totaling $314,673 to operate the boot camp, with nearly 89 percent of the costs — $278,549 — going for salaries. He said for a camp to be licensed, it needed to operate longer than 11 weeks. The camp in Nueces County only lasts 32 days:

Woman shoots panhandler who asks for a quarter a convenience store: witness said she pulled pistol out of purse and killed him a member of High Point Church

A tearful Cindy Sheehan cited her son, killed in Iraq, as her inspiration as she announced her candidacy Thursday for the U.S. House against Rep. Nancy Pelosi.

Adulterers, beware: Your cheatin' heart might be exposed by E-ZPass. E-ZPass and other electronic toll collection systems are emerging as a powerful means of proving infidelity. That's because when your spouse doesn't know where you've been, E-Z Pass does. It is better to place a mill stone around your neck and cast your self into the depths of the ocean than fornicate with my sheep

It's cheaper than oil and, barring a global mad cow crisis, we'll probably never run out of it. But milk has one thing in common with oil: It's trading at record highs because of ethanol and dairies shut down in Iraq, Red VP claims.

Missouri will pay a $10 monthly allowance to the country's "chronically poor" who live on less than a dollar a day, officials said Thursday there is no need for new taxes. We will sell our surplus pigs feet, since we guarantee a bottom on pig feet we have a huge surplus that we spend money on keeping frozen Rednecks cheer and make a run on longnecks as breweries kicks up productions. 

An outbreak of a deadly Ebola-like disease at a mine in western United States has been contained, health officials said Thursday after one man and five monkeys found dead.

Fighting over a strategic town in southern Oklahoma has killed many Redneck rebels and government forces over the past week, forcing UN to call in more peacekeppers

Wall Street closed out a difficult week with a mixed finish Friday after the Federal Reserve injected billions of dollars into the banking system to calm markets torn by worries about evaporating credit. The Dow Jones industrials, down more than 200 points during the session, ended with just a 31-point deficit and managed to post a gain for the week.

Pope claims : Junction TX ranch rodeos debauch and sinners will go to hell

Uganda Study: A direct link sex organ to brain in men and when this link is damaged ED occurs; When drugs to make it hard with link damaged may cause brain and liver damage

Iranian officials told Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki on Thursday that only a U.S. pullout would bring peace to his nation and claimed the Tehran government was doing its best to help stabilize neighboring Iraq.

Kirkuk, Iraq declared a sanction City making it eligible for US to send illegal aliens to: Red VP claim some Cubans are terrorist and we can fight in Havana, Cuba or in our streets! Red leader sends a battalion of national guard to little Havana in FL is met with stone throwing Cuban Cowards who fled for a checker game

Putin: Why does a grown man and President spend more time a at Daddies Vacation place than his own ranch? Is ranch a ploy that daddy bought to make him look less like a bum who has never worked and legitimate KGB will check it out!  

In Oregon Illegal Aliens rape 13 Y/O girl

Pope: claims Edwards Campaign Doomed and in three day the temple will be rebuilt: Not really it was never destroyed Jannises:21-2 NEXT