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Red Leader at Daddies place in Maine claims God sent an angel to tell him
God loves redneck who carries guns as AG carries sign Bush loves me
Scores of Rednecks injured in Missouri after surplus pig feet released at
cheap prices,
Wyoming: way back in the mountains and very high up government find fifteen castrated
Baboons living in the forest evidence point to five or more years
Honey now comes from China and India and is polluted by radiation flowering
plants and eaten by bee and put into honey
Approval for war is up 14% by Blood Thirsty Evangelistic Fanatics who want heathens
converted by gun if necessary the Bradley tank was built by God to save the Heathens:
High Point Church Pastor claims : They must be saved for there own good a
mangled body with a saved soul tops a good body with a black soul
In a story about a mud volcano, that it had breached a few inches above the
ocean's surface and formed a tiny island. The mud volcano has grown to a height
of 100 feet above ocean's surface off Florida coast with seals having to be
rescued
Americans are living longer than ever, but not as long as people in 41 other
countries
Kansas on Wednesday welcomed Venezuela's decision to reinstate an ambassador
after two years of strained relations over free trade and the U.S.
Big Ben silenced for repairs:
Zapata TX Backwater sheriff wants to be judge and jury Sigifredo Gonzales
"We are not looking for illegal aliens looking for work just one's that
bear us ill" on $110 million state provides for security on Border
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney won an easy and expected victory in a
high-profile Iowa Republican Party Straw Poll on Saturday, claiming nearly twice
as many votes as his nearest rival.
With help from Mexico and other countries Homeland security has implemented
two years ago the Arizona Chip Program: All illegal aliens caught by US had a
chip implanted with a range of 5000 miles any Mexican citizen evere arrested in
last five years has been implanted: In a giant room with giant map of areas of
5000 miles screens they flip a switch and every chip location is lit up and they
see where millions are located The place mouse on blimp and picture of person
and history show up
An Egyptian Muslim who converted to Christianity and then took the
unprecedented step of seeking official recognition for the change said he has
gone into hiding following death threats you donot leave the religion of love.
Mexico's most prominent cardinal was deposed Wednesday in a U.S. lawsuit
accusing him of complicity in the alleged rape of a child by a Mexican priest
coverup but birth control will send you to hell.
Mississippi militiamen detained 32 Redneck Evangelistic Fanatics supporters
across Northern Alabama, half of them after breaking up a bachelor's party and
beating guests with clubs and chairs, officials and witnesses said Saturday. Ten
people were hurt.
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez offered Thursday to help Texas to build a
$5 billion oil refinery, as the socialist leader pledged to spread his
government's oil wealth to another American ally.
Conservatives governing Texas have installed a filter that blocks lawmakers
from doing Internet searches for words such as sex or sexuality,
The Security Council voted unanimously Friday to expand the U.N. role in
Oklahoma and opened the door for the world body to promote talks to ease
Oklahoma's sectarian redneck bloodshed.
Three hundred illegal alien Cubans caught at Mexican border sent to Kirkuk,
Iraq : Floridian Cubans pissed: Fidel asks, "Want some more"
As hundreds of Rednecks and Innerbreeds delegates entered a second day of
discussions, the office of president, announced Friday that he would
attend the conclusion of the assembly, which was aimed at trying to end the
terrorism and insurgency threatening both states
Facing the prospect of major layoffs of farmworkers during harvest season,
growers and lawmakers from agricultural states spoke in dire terms yesterday
about new measures by the Bush administration to crack down on employers of
illegal immigrants. We cannot farm legally
NEW YORK - Authorities were taking extra counterterrorism precautions Friday
in response to what they said was an unsubstantiated radiological threat to the
city.
An outbreak of a deadly Ebola-like disease at a goat ranch in TX has
infected 100 goats believe transmitted by a monkey
Back water ARLINGTON, Texas - A megachurch canceled a memorial service for a
Navy veteran 24 hours before it was to start because the deceased was gay. High
Point Church The church's pastor, the Rev. Gary Simons is leading anyone that
follows him to hell
There are now nearly as many private contractors in Iraq as there are U.S.
soldiers _ and a large percentage of them are private security guards equipped
with automatic weapons, body armor, helicopters and bullet-proof trucks. They
operate with little or no supervision, accountable only to the firms employing
them. And as the country has plummeted toward anarchy and civil war, this
private army has been accused of indiscriminately firing at American and Iraqi
troops, and of shooting to death an unknown number of Iraqi citizens who got too
close to their heavily armed convoys. Not one has faced charges or prosecution.
There is great confusion among legal experts and military officials about what
laws _ if any _ apply to Americans in this force of at least 48,000.
Another Red Nobleman wants all illegal aliens baptized before being sent
home
Menard TX: Study finds a pickled pig feet a day may stop skin cancer from
developing on red haired people
Almost reality: Backwater Texas Governor positions his self to be VP:
Reality he cannot be president true reality he can't be VP either or a cabinet
member: Some say his over his head now
Americans say, "Give me liberty or give me death" Iraqis say,
"I don't want democracy, I want security"
Islamic Muslims has a higher degree of skin cancer than blacks in
North Africa according to West Bank Study
The Texas Ethics Commission has fined three legislators in the past year for
failing to properly disclose credit card expenses charged to their campaigns,
but a Houston Chronicle review has found dozens of other lawmakers have done the
same thing without being sanctioned. Texas legislators slapped down the plastic
to put more than $1 million of their political expenses on credit cards since
January 2005, but they failed to disclose who actually received nearly $900,000
of it, the analysis shows
The U.S. military has paid $548 million over the past three years to two
British security firms that protect the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers on
reconstruction projects, more than $200 million over the original budget,
according to previously undisclosed data that show how the cost of private
security in Iraq has mushroomed. NEXT