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red Leader: dressed in camos at dady's place in Maine with fishing pole in hand claims "Daddy and I went after terrorist fish sent here by Iran"

Kirkuk, Iraq: Cuban illegal aliens complain about heat in detention center

Archeologist  digging in Back water Texas find what may have been a pygmy redneck village: There was signs of small double wide traiers, broken pottery deemed to be longnecks and bones deemed pig feet and ribs

Back water ARLINGTON, Texas - A megachurch canceled a memorial service for a Navy veteran 24 hours before it was to start because the deceased was gay. High Point Church The church's pastor, the Rev. Gary Simons said, "We are a loving church that take care of people like ourselves; Jesus said,  "Feed some of my sheep but not all" so some sheep we don't feed or administer too sinners! it's God's will not mine and for me not burying this sinner I am sure I will achieve a lot higher place in heaven for throwing this dead sinner out of our church a holy place where a Holy God dwells and I am sure don't want a dead gay in his house"

Mary Magdalene and Jesus Descendants believe mega churches headed by Anti-Christ gathering millions of followers to hell! 

Tommy Thompson quits presidential run

Karl Rove, President Bush's close friend and chief political strategist, plans to leave the White House at the end of August, joining a lengthening line of senior officials heading for the exits in the final 1 1/2 years of the administration.

Red VP wants shotgun back from FBI to kill terrorist at VP residence 

700 rednecks food poisoned by foreign honey: Doctors claim grease from pig feet saved there life by coating stomach with grease

Why is border fence not being built? HS Sec figured if immigration bill would pass and not need fence just one country Mexico USA

The mud volcano has grown to a height of 100 feet above ocean's surface off Florida coast has been beached by 200 dolphins who died in mod when breathing hole stopped up

Islamic terrorist posing as Mexicans caught on border riding camels as Red leader claims there will be consequences for Iran for sending WMD into Iraq as Milky hold hands with Iran President 

Red Leader holds hands with Red VP and Senator Reid left wing leader of GOP

On the day her husband left for Iraq on his third tour in six years, Jennifer James slipped into the shower to cry, thinking no one would hear her She was wrong. "Mom, it's OK. We've been through this before," her then 8-year-old son Bradley said through the door thank Bush, mommy.

Rush claims: NM Governor should drop out and not embarrass Hispanics as Brownback  wants to clean the yellow brick road of illegal aliens and gays

Red Leader wants pig feet imports from China import fees raised as hogs wallow in mud tainted by sewage

The Bush administration has blacklisted as a "foreign terrorist organization" a Lebanese Islamist group blamed for major fighting at a refugee camp, the Associated Press has learned.

Parakeets imported from Middle East could be contained with radioactive material

It was very nearly a real-life version of "Snakes on a Plane." A man was stopped at Cairo's TX airport just moments before he boarded a Kansas-bound plane with carry-on bags filled with live snakes, as well as a few baby crocodiles and chameleons but no shampoo.

Romney spends $1 million on Iowa Straw vote gets 4000 votes

CUFI, founded by San Antonio megachurch pastor John Hagee nearly two years ago to promote a stronger U.S.-Israel alliance, is seeking the support of the more than 50 million evangelicals nationwide. It claims to have 50,000-plus members who hail from churches representing about 2 million In a July 29 letter sent to Bush, 34 evangelical leaders, including the presidents of major seminaries, megachurches and nonprofit ministries and organizations, said they support statehood for Israelis and Palestinians and believe a two-state solution matches their Christian faith's teachings on compassion and justice While the letter doesn't cite CUFI directly, it was sent the week after CUFI's Washington trip. Some of the letter's authors said they felt compelled to act because of Hagee's statements that Christians must support Israel to be on God's side of world politics and apocalyptic prophecy. The sheep must follow the Judas goat to hell

Scientists digging in Utah have uncovered a seven foot giant squirrel fossil with a human leg inside    

LOS ANGELES - Weary international passengers were stuck at Los Angeles International Airport for several hours, unable to set foot in the United States after a computer failure prevented customs officials from screening arrivals.

A national assembly of Evangelical Lutherans urged its bishops Saturday to refrain from defrocking gay and lesbian ministers who violate a celibacy rule, but rejected measures that would have permitted ordaining gays churchwide.

Duncan Hunter wants to know why fence appropriated by Congress two years ago for $1 billion why is it not built and why are Blues not investigating this fiasco? Is Democrats worse than GOP?

Dallas TX Witnesses told investigators they stopped to help a motorist on the side of Interstate 35 when someone inside the car shot at them, prompting them to retrieve a gun from their own car and return fire before the officers arrived, authorities said. That's when officers spotted two people lying on the side of the road and stopped to help, unaware of the shootout, police said. As one officer aided a person on the ground, his partner, Senior Cpl. Jerry Poston, was shot by someone from inside a nearby car

After more than five years, the Pentagon revealed why it is holding a Saudi nicknamed "the Professor" at Guantanamo Bay, saying he once lived with a Sept. 11 conspirator and received a stipend from Osama bin Laden.

The FBI questioned the former wife of Chief U.S. District Judge Edward W. Nottingham after she revealed that he spent thousands of dollars at the Diamond Cabaret strip club and subscribed to an Internet dating site that has links to nudity

Rednecks claim "unprecedented genocide campaign in Oklahoma" 

63% say US losing war in Iraq BAGHDAD - Since the U.S. invasion in 2003, when looters ransacked armories and deserting Iraqi soldiers took their rifles home, this bloodied land has been flooded by a sea of weapons fed from both the legal and illegal market.

Red VP says, "Iraq PM showing to much cleverege in Iran while holding hands with Iran President" 

PERUGIA, Italy - In a hidden corner of Rome's busy Fiumicino Airport, police dug quietly through a traveler's checked baggage, looking for smuggled drugs. What they found instead was a catalog of weapons, a clue to something bigger. As the secretive, $40 million deal neared completion, Italian authorities moved in, making arrests and breaking it up. But key questions remain unanswered. has learned that Iraqi government officials were involved in the deal, apparently without the knowledge of the U.S. Baghdad command _ a departure from the usual pattern of U.S.-overseen arms purchases. How in the hell can Iraq spend $40 million on arms and we don't know? 200,000 M16 missing in Iraq

Brittany Vojta survived boot camp. It was high school she couldn't make it through. Now, however, she has benefited from a program the National Guard started this year in Pennsylvania for privates who drop out of high school after signing up

At the same time, religious zealots continue to work, as they have for decades, to destroy landmarks that they say encourage the worship of idols instead of God in central Arkansas.

Merv Griffin, the entertainer turned impresario who parlayed his "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune" game shows into a multimillion-dollar empire, has died. He was 82.

Red Leader wants Ambassador to Iraq  met with Magnolia on getting cage free eggs for soldiers fighting an important war: We can feed these soldiers cage free eggs or fight Somali Terrorists on the streets of Waco and Crawford, Texas

Iraq's most senior Sunni politician issued a desperate appeal Sunday for Arab nations to help stop what he called an "unprecedented genocide campaign" by Shiite militias armed, trained and controlled by Iran.

China: Honey says, "Product of Mongolia" there ain't no bees be there

With large swaths of the Gulf Coast still in ruins from Hurricane Katrina, rich federal tax breaks designed to spur rebuilding are flowing hundreds of miles inland to investors who are buying up luxury condos near the University of Alabama's football stadium. NEXT