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Red Leder dressed ibn black because of departed of Karl: Followed by AG with sign "I am not next" Followed by White house spokesperson with a sign "Free Maliki, free Iran"

A 41-year-old illegal alien stormed a beauty salon and bludgeoned four grandmothers with a hammer, fracturing one's skull, before making off with less than $90, police said. Red Nobleman wants Chinese seafood marked with skull and cross bones because it's posion

Ethiopian is dumping camel manure at prices below American can sell for: American Camel Manures raisers want sanctions. 

The Rabid Right Evangelistic fanatics proclaim the Blues will nominate a devil: A fat woman of West Virginia congress woman claims Hillary will harm or help democrat party: No one said you have to be smart to serve in West Virginia congress

Anthony Pico qualifies as an expert on foster care after spending 18 years in California's program. And he says it's far from perfect. But staying in the system and receiving financial help as long as possible would be much better than being cast adrift, said Pico who was cast a drift without any money and what he did is unprintable, who took part in a broad discussion of foster care at a meeting of the American Bar Association.

Former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson said Sunday he is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination after finishing sixth in an Iowa straw poll. As Gover and Cabinet member I really screwed up and the voters saw that but I will keep fighting for uh uh something

Fireworks exploded over Havana Bay and five Cuban agents imprisoned in the United States sent greetings as ailing leader Fidel Castro turned 81 on Monday, spending his second consecutive birthday convalescing at an unknown location perhaps at a ranch in Crawford, TX.

Screwing up one country not enough:  Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, under fire at home with calls for his resignation, is spending some time in Iraq with t-shirt saying, "Dude Free Scooter". unknown source said that Gonzales arrived in Baghdad on Saturday for his third trip to Iraq to meet with department officials who have been there to help fashion the country's legal system may God or Allah have mercy on Iraq.

Sudan President says, "No more peacekeepers until Scooter is pardon by Red Leader"

The vice president of the City Council, once thought to be a likely candidate for mayor in 2010, pleaded guilty Monday to taking $15,000 in bribes from a prominent businessman and resigned from the council will ask FEMMA for loan.

A woman convicted of manslaughter in the shooting death of her preacher husband is expected to be released from custody this week, her lawyer said Monday abd be reunited with her children.

Red Nobleman wants open border policy after Chinese toothpaste distributed around the world in hotels as free

Calif. - Life is harsh for the 4,000 migrant workers who live in the Desert Mobile Home Park, where hundreds of dilapidated dwellings sit along dirt streets. The 110-degree air is thick with large black flies and the stench of raw sewage. Wild dogs prowl the alleys and attack the citizens. NEXT