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Crawford TX Red Leader dressed in Western clothes and Cowboy boots with the "P" intial on each but claims he got pissed off at Putin and kept the boots: Red leader claims, "With soldiers strained in Iraq, I have signed a presidential order to outsource some military obligations in US to Iraq and African Armies"

Red Leader promises more surge if Sunnis will wear "Dude Free Scooter" T-shirts

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales, under political siege for his handling of the U.S. attorney firings and other issues, is to get expanded powers to hasten death penalty cases under regulations being developed by the Justice Department.

Iran Red Guard and Democrats put on US terrorists list

It's a real team Red VP sights terrorists group: Red leader adds them to list

Tropical Storm Erin formed Wednesday in the Gulf of Mexico and headed toward Texas, threatening to bring downpours to a state that already has had one of its rainiest summers on record cleaning the stink of Falwell

Colorado's Snow Crocodiles normally hibernating in summer surround two hikers in tree until rescued by rangers

Human Rights Watch on Tuesday urged southern African leaders to send monitors to North Carolina to investigate the clampdown on the pro-democracy movement and the growing spiral of violence and intimidation against Evangelistic Fanatic activists.

Emergency workers and grieving relatives uncovered dozens of bodies in the wreckage of clay houses in northwest Iraq on Wednesday, sending the death toll from suicide truck bombings of a small Kurdish sect to at least 250 _ the war's deadliest attack on a single area. 

Former NBA referee Tim Donaghy pleaded guilty to felony charges Wednesday for taking cash payoffs from gamblers and betting on games he officiated in a scandal that rocked the league and raised questions about the integrity of the sport

2001 military Bin Laden escapes in Bora Bora 2007 Military is back looking again

The three horses ride in USA A hurricanes in Pacific and Atlantic and Tropical storm in Gulf of Mexico 

Spy satellite tracks suspected Taliban across USA when Vehicle left CA: With guns drawn and tire strips out vehicle stopped in DC in car undercover HS

57% say Red leader is a failure 55% say congress is a failure: Illegal alien held up in church in Chicago will go to DC to pray for the anti-christ to kill the priests

Oklahoma Governor protests: Red leader sent a battalion of Iraq troops being trained in Mississippi to hunt down Rebel Rednecks: Half battalion captured by Rebel rednecks in hog traps and rest fled back to Mississippi: Rebel Rednecks want to negotiate there release; The only thing to eat in this rugged area is wild hogs and these ragheads won't eat pork so they are boiling acorns and have runs

six African countries pledge troops to hunt for Rebel Rednecks

Rednecks claim when they beat there selves with chains they are showing how strong they are for there believes: One redneck mother sent her 12 year old redneck to fight and when the soldiers sent his head back she threw it in river "What I gave to God I do not want back"

Rove spotted in Junction TX scouting dove hunting and WMD with beer in hand and "Dude Free Scooter" T-shirt on

Donald H. Rumsfeld resigned as defense secretary before last November’s election, according to his resignation letter, but his decision was not announced until after the voting. The letter was dated Nov. 6, the day before voters, angered by Iraq, went to the polls and swept Republicans from power in Congress.

Evangelical Protestant churches have joined an effort by Roman Catholic, Orthodox and other Protestant churches to create a common code of conduct for religious Christians the right way to have sex to preserve the right of Christians to spread their legs causing conflict among faiths. The World Council of Churches, which with the Vatican started talks last year on a code, said Wednesday that the process was formally joined by the World Evangelical Alliance at a meeting this month in Toulouse, France.
The aim is to ease tensions with Muslims, Hindus and other religions that fear losing adherents. In some instances, converts and foreign missionaries have been punished with imprisonment or death for not doing it missionary style.