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Red Leader dressed in "Dude Free Scooter" t-shirt claims to put all the world on terrorist list except right wing fanatics the 22% think he is God

Missouri Governor protests Rebel Rednecks turning half battalion of Iraq troops loose in it's state wants Red Leader to roundup as they smell bad after being in hog traps for days and get out of state

Six bodies of Rebel Redneck found think they drown in a swollen creek while fleeing African troops

Maniac tribe caught hunting in New Mexico mountains in State park

Wanted by White House great Position Civil Service grade 100 A+: Tarot card reader must be familiar with wars and make reading favorable

Zimbabwe troops will not wear "Dude Free Scooter" T-shirts when hunting down Rebel Rednecks in Oklahoma

U.S. Rep. Deborah Pryce, once the most powerful Republican woman in Congress but nearly a casualty of the 2006 Democratic surge, said Thursday she would not seek a ninth term because I think party has been taken over by born agains.

McCain: I am any choice voters want

Emergency crews are searching for a 21-year-old woman swept away by floodwaters near North Star Mall in Texas

In a significant victory for the Bush administration, a federal jury found Jose Padilla guilty of terrorism conspiracy charges on Thursday.

The country’s largest Lutheran denomination officially bars openly gay people from the ministry. But in a move that advocates for gay men and lesbians are hailing as a step toward changing that policy, the denomination is urging its bishops to refrain from disciplining gay members of the clergy who are in committed same-sex relationships

Rescuers used bare hands and shovels Wednesday to claw through clay houses shattered by an onslaught of suicide bombings that killed at least 250 and possibly as many as 500 members of an ancient religious sect in the deadliest attack of the Iraq war

China fear that bird flu has jumped to swine as thousands of swine sick with same symptoms but China claim if this was true the swine wings and beaks would fall off!

An appeals court judge was indicted on charges of scamming $440,000 from insurers by claiming he suffered debilitating injuries in a car crash, even while he golfed, skated and went scuba diving, federal prosecutors said.

The "Petraeus Report" -- the supposedly trustworthy mid-September reckoning of military and political progress in Iraq by Army Gen. David H. Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker -- is instead looking more like a White House con job in the making The Bush administration has been trying for months to restore its credibility on Iraq (as well as stall for time) by focusing on Petraeus -- President Bush's "main man" in Iraq -- and his report to Congress. But now it turns out it that White House aides will actually write the "Petraeus Report," not the general himself but by great propagandists 

For three decades, Marie Salvati and Olympia Limone essentially lived as widows, struggling to make ends meet as they raised four children on their own. Their husbands grew old behind bars after being convicted of a murder the FBI knew they did not commit. Now the women hope a judge's ruling awarding them and two other families nearly $102 million marks the end of their struggle in a long story of love, devotion and survival

Former Mayor Vincent "Buddy" Cianci, who was released from federal custody last month after serving more than four years for corruption, will return to the radio next month as a talk-show host.

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, who has a policy of not accepting money from federal lobbyists, wants the Democratic and Republican Party's top fundraising organizations to adhere to a similar ban: this is coming from some clown that served one term in Senate and now wants to be Blue Leader HUH

New Mexico Pagans toss three Virgins off Big "I" to help Governors fledging presidential race

Michael Vick and his attorneys were still negotiating with federal prosecutors Thursday, hoping to strike a deal on a plea agreement, according to a lawyer familiar with the case on dog fighting he claims it's a racial charge