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The number of U.S. troops in Iraq could jump to 171,000 this fall _ a record high for the war _ as military leaders expect stepped-up insurgent attacks timed to a progress report from American commanders in Baghdad. I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye

Breaking News: Do you really want to watch Larry King on CNN reveal why Starr Jones had Stomach surgery

Mexico study: some people who lose weight by stomach surgery more likely to get cat scratch fever

A law enacted this year allows Arkansans of any age — even infants — to marry if their parents give approval, and the governor encorage this as hillbillies are at a new low with inner breeding finding pure blood lines are getting harder to find, way back in the hallows of the Ozarks some have been found, we bought them into Little Rock to sample and capture there blood lawmakers said

Jose Padilla, a U.S. citizen held for 3 1/2 years as an enemy combatant, was convicted Thursday of helping Islamic extremists and plotting overseas attacks in a case that came to symbolize the Bush administration's zeal to clamp down on terrorism after waterboarding was slowed down

The desperate underground drive to reach six trapped miners will be suspended indefinitely after a catastrophic cave-in killed three rescuers inside a mountainside mine, a federal official said Friday

Then-Attorney General John D. Ashcroft was "feeble," "barely articulate" and "stressed" moments after a hospital room confrontation in March 2004 with Alberto R. Gonzales, who wanted Ashcroft to approve a warrantless wiretapping program over Justice Department objections, according to notes from FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III that were released yesterday

Residents across the South and Midwest were hopeful that the weekend would bring some relief from brutal temperatures that have killed more than three dozen people and set records for power demand as tribe of Maniacs go nuts thinking God is cooking them.

The two leading Republican presidential candidates have turned the GOP primary campaign into a nasty, week-long debate about illegal immigration, accusing each other of supporting efforts to give undocumented residents sanctuary from federal immigration laws

People using CIA and FBI computers have edited entries in the online encyclopedia Wikipedia on topics including the Iraq war and the Guantanamo prison, according to a new tracing program

They were planted to honor one pope. Now they're being purged for another. Four stately lime trees ceremoniously planted near a popular Roman Catholic shrine in 1983 for a visit to Austria by the late Pope John Paul II are being uprooted to make way for a large grandstand for next month's pilgrimage by Pope Benedict XVI and demanded only trees honoring him shall be standing.

Recovery efforts were in full swing Friday morning as water-logged Texas dealt with the rainy remnants of Tropical Storm Erin, which authorities said could be a prelude to Hurricane Dean now tearing through the eastern Caribbean

Princeton holds the top spot in the latest U.S. News & World Report college rankings, the eighth straight year the private, New Jersey school has either tied or held the top slot outright and does not accept anyone South of Mason Dixie line

President Vladimir Putin said Friday that he had ordered the military to resume regular long-range flights of strategic bombers, news agencies reported, returning to a practice that ended with the collapse of the Soviet Union and claim he looked in Bush's eyes and saw destruction and death and any leader that vetoes Medical insurance for children is dangerous. Anyone that hurts his country's children will nuke another country For God is not {the author} of confusion, but of peace.

A simmering dispute between the longtime pastor of Shiloh Baptist Church, an institution in the District's Shaw neighborhood, and some of his congregation erupted over the weekend when more than 140 members of the church crowded onto a patch of grass outside and voted that he should leave we don't want no redneck preacher we're sophisticated folks. But their Saturday vote of 138 to 6, with one abstention, was renounced by the chairmen of the deacon and trustee boards and God For the Lord God will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed

Fred Thompson will over turn Roe and Wade of course he once took money for pro life: If nominated he will be DUH Wait and see what other positions the voters want 

Border Patrol cameras kept picking up what they thought were children playing when agents got to remote mountain side they found a village of pygmy Mexicans living on both sides of border: Homeland Security will keep the place a secret and let them live in peace: one agent said, "It was like going back a hundred years, they wore no clothes and hunted with arrows spears and poison blowguns and in the villages was a pygmy image on a cross they lived in mud type houses and practice polygamy and spoke a dialect no one understood some thought it was pre Aztec

Iowa Peace Conference interviews Thompson and one claims Clinton would be better than McCain who would be better tan Thompson he is missing class! He looks a 100 Y/O and would USA want someone as Ugly as Thompson yes he has a Trophy wife but he is worn out

Firm charges Pentagon $0.36 for two washers and $1 million to ship HUH wonder why we have problems in Iraq: Snow leaving white House and going Dove hunting with Rove but not with Red VP I like my face

Peru after standing in line for ten hours receive a small bottle of water and Chinese recalled seafood

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