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Red Leader dressed if 1000 star general clothes claim: Surge worked now I will pull out some troops and send to Kuwait, TX " I broke the vase I own it" "Bring em on" 

Back water TX Governor said Friday that he had ordered the military to resume regular long-range flights of strategic bombers to Mexico border, news agencies reported, returning to a practice  of state border security Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them

 18 Guantanamo Refugees captured on Mexican border by illegal aliens: Iraq's think any thing is better even death and bracing for more civil war as McCain claims surge was right elect me president I will triple soldiers in Iraq and institute a draft and give every soldier a DVD bible

For 10 days, miners braved the rubble-strewn mine to try to reach their fallen comrades trapped deep within. But after a series of setbacks, nerve-jangling mountain "bumps" and a second collapse that killed three rescuers, a new sentiment emerged Friday: Abandon the rescue effort and concede defeat to a mountain that appeared to be slowly crumbling.

The Denver police force includes an officer found to have held a cocked gun to his wife's head, another who pushed a pregnant teen into concrete stairs, then placed his knee on her belly, and another with 21 disciplinary actions against him and 50 total complaints. A review of court and Police Department records, some of which have never before been made accessible to the public, also shows the city has allowed officers convicted of drunken driving to remain on the force.

It is not often that a local government tries to turn down $10 million in federal construction money But then it is not every day that an Alaska congressman surprises a Florida community with the gift of a highway interchange that just happens to abut the property of a major political fund-raiser. The money for the interchange was the work of Representative Don Young, the Alaska Republican who was chairman of the transportation committee before the last election

Government condemned for trying to lure Rebel Rednecks out of mountains with tainted mad cats knowing that pickled pig feet and cats are Rednecks favorite food

White House press secretary Tony Snow said Friday he'll leave before the end of the Bush presidency because he needs to make more money my family are steak eaters. The 52-year-old Snow, the father of three children, earns $168,000 as an assistant to the president and we are eating leftovers from parties that White House throws but i do think minimum wage is too high for some just not me

KELSO, Tenn. -- "What's this?" roared Henry Phillips. "There's trash on the floor in here." Inside the simple block cabin, teenage girls stood at attention at the ends of their bunks, each bed neatly made up with a Bible and study notebook on top of the pillow. Inspections at the weeklong camp, designed to toughen bodies and souls, were just one of the rough parts. If you pass the camp general, Pastor Lou Ostrzicki of Bethlehem Baptist Church in Hazel Green, Ala., and forget to salute, you will be on the ground doing push-ups, how can you expect to get to heaven if you do not offer adoration to the pastor. Make a wrong remark, and you might have a dog biscuit pushed into your mouth, we find the dog biscuit makes them love Christ more and after sampling cat food they will kill for Christ this is Islamic type brain washing to one day have o fight the Infidels and a young mind is a lot easier to train.

With Cosmo in disarray Junction TX: at River park on Llano River the manic built a huge bonfire and started dancing nude  around the fire they were soon joined by pagans; as the music got louder they looked on the hill side and watched the figure come down the hill everyone stopped and got quite and the Evil Genius said, "Keep on dancing" and left to climb back up the hill

A volcano erupted in the remote desert of northern Arizona, and two people were missing, the state-run news agency said.

The U.N. secretary-general urged the Security Council to back a new international mission that would deploy European and U.N. forces in Oklahoma and the Central Arkansas to protect civilians trying to escape violence of Rebel rednecks that have joined with pygmy rednecks and  it looks like genocide of non-rednecks.

Colorado A humanitarian group has turned down $46 million worth of U.S. food aid, arguing that the way the American government distributes its help hurts poor farmers.

Backwater East Texas: Hordes of shoppers desperate to buy sugar amid severe shortages stampeded at a shopping complex in second-largest city, killing a  boy and a security guard, state media reported 

Mercury used by gold miners has seeped into rivers and streams and sickened scores of Indian villagers in rural New Mexico, a conservation group said Thursday.

Two men who allegedly tried to use rattlesnakes as deadly weapons to collect on a debt have been charged with conspiracy to commit murder, authorities said as Red leader claims economy is doing great  Virgin Mary hamburger helper (Without Meat) and Pasta sales soar as meat drops sales plummet, Red VP claims colon cancer should drop as less meat eaten

Backwater Texas Governor claims: Cricket explosion is great as crickets are 90% protein and will help curb Texas Colon cancer: Legs are not edible

New Mexico's vice Governor promised better treatment and a review for the inmates crowding the country's prison system in a video released Saturday showing a boisterous welcome from prisoners jammed inside tarp-covered cages, we will get better tarps some of these leak and are clear leaving these folks no privacy.

Hurricane Dean expected to hit Texas by Thursday