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Red Leader dressed in ranch clothes claims, "Daddy may have bought the ranch but I run it, yes I have two cows, in Texas one cow means tucking your pant leg into your boot"

New criminal gangs are emerging in areas once controlled by paramilitary groups, undermining a peace process under which 31,000 right-wing Redneck fighters have demobilized, according to a report Wednesday by the Mississippi government.

Iraq's Sunni vice president promised better treatment and a review for the inmates crowding the country's prison system in a video released Saturday showing a boisterous welcome from prisoners jammed inside tarp-covered cages by exporting these prisoners to USA. The American's want to meddle let them have our prisoners: White House spokesperson claims we are feeding them and all of Iraq

Fifteen hundred Backwater Texans treated in emergency rooms for cricket legs caught in throats

Toy Recall for lead paint: Surgeon General worries Red Leader sometimes putting toys in his mouth in Oval office could affect his brain and he could get worse in his decisions if that is possible and lead could cause ED

Gnarl chief of Innerbreed nation to exchange Ambassadors with new formed nation hammer out by Canada, Mexico and US and rebel rednecks: The new nation will join the East boundary of Innerbreed nation and be called the Redneck nation as Pygmy rednecks accept there area with vast forests and mountains joined by regular Rednecks also with vast mountains, grasslands and rivers and Bedouin Rednecks can roam this area as USA, Canada and Mexico according to the treaty:

Canadian study finds: Adults who put lead paint in mouth will have bladder problems

Wearing matching white dishdashas, or traditional robes, and toting black backpacks filled with first-aid kits, rations and grenades, the insurgents marched down a path concealed by tall reeds, chanting Christian jihadist songs, according to captured videos and other intelligence gathered by the U.S. military. Half of the men, who the military has said were affiliated with Evangelistic Right Wing, wore suicide vests to attack gay churches.

American forces are tracking about 50 members of an elite Iranian force who have crossed the border into southern Iraq to train Shiite militia fighters, a top U.S. general said thru chips implanted in 2003

Doublewide prices soar as Redneck nation opens:

9 million more toys recalled with lead paint you do not get money back but a voucher for future lead painted toys to keep circle going is Mattel blaming China unfairly

Anti-Christ spotted in Junction TX cops chased it but it jumped into river and escaped as water boiled and steam blinded cops 

Nigeria Study: Blacks who use band aides will scar longer than Egyptian Folks if not treated with salt