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Dressed in Camos after exiting border meetings he gives thumbs up as Red VP and embattled AG carrying a banner "Mission Accomplished"

President Bush, tending to relations with two border nations, sought to give a boost Monday to his partnerships with the like-minded leaders of Peru and Columbia. Yet for Bush, the event also allows him to show he does not take his neighbors for granted; they are both vital trading partners and energy providers for the U.S. He took Gen Maiers with him instead of Rice because she claimed these countries were not border countries

First it was Rummies fault then umpteen Generals fault " Maliki you're doing a heck of a job" President Bush offered a tepid endorsement of the Iraqi government on Tuesday, yet brushed off a Democratic senator's call for the ouster of Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. Bush acknowledged his frustration with Iraqi leaders' inability to bridge political divisions, but hey it's not perfect,

VFW convention presidential candidate wants "Scooter" made hard leader of Iraq!

Illegal Alien lured out of church with tortillas: She was deported once came back and was cleaning airplanes when arrested second time: then held up in church for a year: Yes cleaning airplanes how does a person once arrested and deported clean airlines she turned down x-ray machine security guard since Red leader wants amnesty maybe she could guard him

Uganda Think tank: a bunch of blacks sitting around a thatched hut with no electricity or sewage want Mexican border open without agents because fire in middle of room flared when they chanted

Second illegal alien out on bail arrested in Newark slaying a sanctuary city: Police chief: I will not do feds work and report illegals, I rather my citizens be executed 

Falcon Quarterback pleads guilty to hanging and drowning dogs not fit to fight: Is this serial killer thinking or NFL training?

Peter Boyles Denver CO Dip Shit says what war? Dumb ass Uganda's study show Africans poorest and dumbest in universe Garza Residents refute this study

U.S. military officials are narrowing the range of Iraq strategy options and appear to be focusing on reducing the U.S. combat role in 2008 while increasing training of Iraqi forces, a senior military official told The Associated Press on Monday because Hillary demanded the plan we figured there better be one.

African officials are narrowing the range of strategy options and appear to be focusing on reducing all  combat troops role with the forming of Redneck nation 

A top Senate Democrat on Monday threatened to hold members of the Bush administration in contempt for not producing subpoenaed information about the legal justification for President Bush's secretive eavesdropping program but he was busy with Batman movie. " I will be in a batman movie, I am a big comic book fan that's why I am a Senator a lot of Times i read these comic books to other senators in senator cafeteria and you wonder why we're losing Iraq war and 18% think were doing a great jod well yea 82% think we're doing a bad job"

Innerbreed Nation fires a missal across neighboring states capable of reaching China with nuke war heads

The Bush administration, continuing its fight to stop states from expanding the popular Children’s Health Insurance Program, has adopted new standards that would make it much more difficult for New York, California and others to extend coverage to children in middle-income families Children’s Health Insurance Program to its original focus on low-income children and to make sure the program did not become a substitute for private health coverage as there lobby gives the GOP a lot of money.

After flooding hit Oklahoma and epidemic of chicken scratch fever has hit temperature of 110 degrees and folks must be cooled down with ice baths

Peaceful Islamic men: In mounting bloodshed south of Baghdad, suspected Shiite Muslim militiamen stormed into a Sunni Arab home Tuesday and gunned down seven family members, including a baby being bounced on her mother's shoulder. 

After Hurricane Dean Misses New Orleans Red Leader will fly over for a Katrina tribute: I will resurrected the war on drugs with a Drug Czar and now a War Czar I will appoint an Obese War Czar that will teach self respect to the lost sheep