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Dressed in running shorts Red leader he is running for Iraq PM Milky

Reclusive North Korea is opening up to widespread international aid to help recover from devastating floods, with the main U.N. food agency announcing Tuesday it would start emergency feedings for thousands of disaster victims

Former White House aides are joining Republican fundraisers in bankrolling a $15 million, five-week advertising campaign putting pressure on lawmakers whose backing of President Bush's Iraq war strategy may be wavering. We will takeup and extra collection every Sunday to pay for this said Evangelistic Fanatics no matter how many deaths, one converted Infidel for God is worth the blood as Jesus Christianity was found on his blood, let Iraq's river run with blood

Two Redneck Nation Air Force jets shadowed a Russian strategic bomber that approached Redneck Nation air space last week, the Ministry of Defense Billy Bob said Tuesday.

Three Arabic swimmers in Llano river in Junction TX attack by hill country River demons, they stripped the flesh from the bones

Hundreds of people held an anti-gay protest in Uganda's capital Tuesday, denouncing what they called an "immoral" lifestyle and demanding the deportation of an American journalist writing about gay rights in the deeply conservative country. This ignorance is what keeps Africa poor for God as Liberman claims "Milky Iraq PM has to go"!

Matt Reynolds is determined to find the world's best chicken wings and he's come home to do it. Reynolds is leading a caravan of wing lovers on a trek up and down and across New York state in search of the best chicken wings on a live chicken as six seakers are attack by chickens as Texas will send 400 person to death since 1999.

Evangelistic Fanatics want to go to Saudi and teach the demons about Jesus as Red leader claims Vietnam compared to Iraq, he skipped now he did same thing in Iraq

Rove: I think Laura Bush should be appointed to Supreme court in Absentia: When ask what that means since there is no vacancy? When one becomes available she would step in and be next judge denying next president a nominee! Is this legal? AG claims President could name 12 or how ever many supreme courts members there are, I don't recall. 

When President Bush and Nuri Kamal al-Maliki stood side by side in Jordan last November, the president proclaimed the prime minister “the right guy for Iraq I looked in his eyes and saw his soul.” Mr. Bush acknowledged “a certain level of frustration” with the Iraqi government’s failure to unify its warring ethnic factions, he is a puppet and needs to heal.

The show, "Kid Nation," which is scheduled to premiere on CBS on Sept. 19, is a reality show whose premise is to take 40 children, ages 8 to 15, and place them in a "ghost town" in New Mexico to see if they can build a working society without the help of adults, it's kinda like Red Leader running Iraq

A Utah villager who took a second wife has been ordered by a court to compensate his first wife and their children with a buffalo and a pig, an official said Wednesday.

DAMASCUS, Syria - Iraq's prime minister lashed out Wednesday at U.S. criticism, saying no one has the right to impose timetables on his elected government and that his country "can find friends elsewhere. I built this country and you can take your troops and leave the Iran Red Guard will take your place, I never liked that stupid Bush staring into peoples eyes and then screaming I see the soul" We are proud Arabs we kiss no infidels ass

The Western Climate Initiative includes Arizona, California, New Mexico, Oregon, Utah and Washington and the provinces of British Columbia and Manitoba. The group wants emissions cut by 15 percent over 2005 levels within 13 years. Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano said the states need to act because the federal government "is choosing to delay action."

Red Leader at VFW convention claims democracy is alive in Iraq and everything is running smooth

Fat people in Iowa get flooded and claim God made us lose our self respect and made us obese because we built false God in a Golden Armadillo and worshiped it

Junction TX: A Inman that died 500 years ago will come back in 2010 and bring prosperity to city and slay the river maniacs and demons and once again the clear water will be safe and not run with blood of innocence; 

76% don't like congress Democrats Suck no leadership they kiss Infidels ass

300,000 more toys being recalled from China for excess lead: One woman now has 1000 vouchers, good news there getting smaller after first was 1.5 million second 1 million: Ironic Biblical charm bracelets

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney criticizes "sanctuary cities" for illegal immigrants _ and by implication Republican rival Rudy Giuliani _ in a new radio ad. "Immigration laws don't work if they're ignored. That's the problem with cities like Newark, San Francisco and New York City that adopt sanctuary policies," an announcer says in the ad, which runs in New Hampshire and Iowa. "Sanctuary cities become magnets that encourage illegal immigration and undermine secure borders. They bring plastic water bottles that fill our landfills and will take 1000 years to rot, these are not Gods peoples"

The government lost the ability to control the grid centrally after the American-led invasion in 2003, when looters destroyed electrical dispatch centers, the minister, Karim Wahid, said in a news briefing attended also by United States military officials