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Red Leader clears up trashing Iraq PM Milky by saying, "You're doing a heck'uv job Milky"

Evangelistic Fanatics claim Atheist China is trying to influence their children by Biblical charm bracelets with access lead for last five years, a whole generation could be brainwashed!

Backwater Texas Governor declares Aug 22 07 a holiday 400th criminal put to death The Governor said, "From this day forward it will be a legal holiday, let the Texas flag fly high above the parades and B-B-Q on this day

Liberals read more books than conservatives. The head of the book publishing industry's trade group says she knows why _ and there's little flattering about conservative readers in her explanation because Religiouse Fanatics  like feel good books as Jesus likes the yellow brick road.

The Bush administration is set to issue a regulation on Friday that would enshrine the coal mining practice of mountaintop removal. The technique involves blasting off the tops of mountains and dumping the rubble into valleys and streams maybe they can truck it too Crawford Texas and dump on his daddies ranch.

The European Union on Thursday relaxed a ban on exports of British livestock, meat and dairy products that was imposed after an outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease in southeastern England earlier this month.

Armed illegal aliens groups increasingly control the antiquated switching stations that channel electricity around Brownsville TX, the electricity minister said Wednesday

Junction TX: Their simple stone houses stand a hundred paces apart in this hillside village where men ride donkeys sidesaddle on slopes too steep for cars.

Liberman: After Bush defeated us in the election I became a born again Bush! This man is a terrific president, can you believe the mess he has made in Iraq and the United States and 22% still thinks he is doing a good job, that in it's self is unbelievable. One reason I became an independent is he has the Democrats so cowed, there leadership is so bad: Can you believe they gave him more power on no warrant wire tapping than he asked for boy he's terrific no reason he kicked our ass If ye love me, keep my commandments.

The prophet came down from the mountain and declares: God's angel came to me in a dream and God is unhappy he gave us all a temple for our soul to dwell in until it's called to heaven it's called a body: Too many people have lost self respect and has let the temple become obese which causes the temple to be ravished with diseases: As all nature the bones of the temple were built to hold a certain weight: Woe unto you sinners you will feel the wrath thru natural disasters: You have made material things your God, the true God will destroy the false Gods

The Iraqi government will become more precarious over the next six to 12 months and its security forces have not improved enough to operate without outside help, U.S. spy agencies conclude in a new assessment of the country's political and military fortunes and there will be 93 more years in the hundred year war.

Juanita Bynum, a televangelist with a national following for sermons about women's empowerment, pressed charges against her estranged husband Thursday after she was bruised in a confrontation with him during a meeting to reconcile, police said.

Southwestern Baptist Texas College offers women a degree in Homemaking for women only on how to be a good Christian Wife and how to obey there husbands Behold, it will teach the submitting girls how to do proper house work for Chrirtin women I set before you this day a blessing and a curse;  A blessing, if ye obey the commandments of the Lord your God, which I command you this day a curse if you listen to false preachers, blame not who taught you, only you are responsible for your soul

Border Patrol arrested a suspected leader of an outlawed illegal aliens group blamed for a string of beheadings and fatal shootings this year, a spokesman said Wednesday

Illegal Alien pirates released the crew of a hijacked in Gulf of Mexico Danish cargo ship after receiving a ransom payment, Denmark's government said Wednesday.

Sen. John Warner, a prominent Republican on military affairs, urged President Bush on Thursday to start bringing some troops home from Iraq by Christmas. Such a move would send a powerful warning to the Baghdad government that time is running out, said Warner, R-Va. McCain wants reports first

Breaking News: Lets Gen Maiers to take Milky place she was snubbed by Supreme Court