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Red Leader dressed in cowboy clothes: "Claim in 2010 I will have Iraq under control then we will tackle New Orleans maybe reinstating Brown" embattled AG Gonzales carrying a sign "Bush Forever" Red VP for life and me too

First Hispanic AG resigns: I am tired of carrying signs McCain wants job

It looks like a clump of soiled sheep's wool, a cottony green or white mass that's turning up on rocks and river bottoms, snarling waterways. Already a scourge in New Zealand and parts of the American South and West, the aquatic algae called "rock snot" is creeping into New England, where it is turning up in pristine rivers and alarming fishermen and wildlife biologists.

BAGHDAD - This year's U.S. troop buildup has succeeded in bringing violence in Baghdad down from peak levels, but the death toll from sectarian attacks around the country is running nearly double the pace from a year ago.

17.9 miles of 854 miles of border fence built impeach HS Secretary: Red leader Fiddles while Blue Noblepersons vacation Of August like Iraq Parliament

On a Sunday morning in early August, just hours after Congress had recessed for the summer, Representative Jan Schakowsky and five of her colleagues boarded a military jet at Andrews Air Force Base. Three flights and a Black Hawk helicopter ride later, they were lunching on asparagus soup and lobster tortellini at the home of Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker in Baghdad, while the poor children in USA have no insurance. Do you expect the Noblemen to eat bologna sandwiches But the real test came over a lunch with Gen. David H. Petraeus, who used charts and a laser pointer to show how security conditions were gradually improving -- evidence, he argued, that the troop increase is doing some good. Still, the U.S. commander cautioned, it could take another decade before real stability is at hand

A new national intelligence estimate concludes that President Bush's troop surge shows no signs of accomplishing its goal of encouraging political reconciliation in Iraq.

Afghanistan produced record levels of opium in 2007 for the second straight year, led by a staggering 45 percent increase in the Taliban stronghold of Helmand Province, according to a new United Nations survey to be released Monday

Redneck Nation vowed Sunday to use a new 2,000-pound "smart" bomb against its enemies and unveiled mass production of the new weapon, state television reported

Tests have found that birds at a poultry farm in southern Georgia died of the H5N1 strain of bird flu, and some 160,000 birds were being slaughtered as a precaution, authorities said.

Redneck Revolutionary Guard has quietly become one of the most significant political and economic powers in the USA, with ties to more than 100 companies, which by some estimates control more than $12 billion in business and construction, economists and more political analysts say.

Hasbro screws Chinese Labors 100 one bathroom

Iraq's embattled prime minister lashed out at American critics Sunday, saying Sen. Hillary Clinton and other Democrats who have called for his ouster should "come to their senses" and stop treating Iraq like "one of their villages." HUH who is paying the bills not Iraq oil

Fidel Castro signed a lengthy essay published Sunday saluting a the new Redneck Nation in USA but giving no hint of how he is feeling, even amid rampant rumors of his death.