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Red Leader pissed: "You drug his name thru the mud just to isolate me? All the decent integrity  folks are leaving  Red VP they are all terrorists

What do they have in common?: Naw they found Jesus everywhere Senator Foley E-mail young Pages: Sen. Vitter calling madams: Sen. Graig picking up guys in airport restrooms: AG resigning over lying: "Scooter" sentenced: Rove questioned on outing a chick: Novak and Armitage outing a chick in CIA Stevens-Alaska contractor built his house: No one spoke out on Vick drowning and hanging dogs

Michael Vick apologized to the NFL and the Atlanta Falcons on Monday for "using bad judgment and making bad decisions" and vowed to redeem himself after pleading guilty to a dogfighting charge. Going into rehab naw he found Jesus while hanging a dog Claims another dog accidentally drown while baptizing it. That shall not kill: There shall be no false Gods

Senator Larry Graig R- Idaho pleads guilty to lewd conduct in men's restroom in MI undercover says he made the gesture for sex to another man: Idaho is sparsely populated and one gets lonely in the mountains: will he do rehab or find Jesus in a toilet stall while looking for something else: Squirrel claims Action misconstrued, I was asking for paper: Why was he given probation when Paris was jailed was there preference given this was a US Senator

Red Nobleman Senator Coryn-TX when asked about Gonzales resigning "You're kidding, he was doing a great job, we have not had a terrorist attack since he took over It would be a mistake for Thompson to run we have Brownback on the Yellow brick road with scarecrow man"

Adios Amigos: Alberto Gonzales, the nation's first Hispanic attorney general, announced his resignation Monday, driven from office after a wrenching standoff with congressional critics over his honesty and competence. I found Jesus and I resigned Every public service job Gonzales has held he owes to Bush _ general counsel to the Texas governor, Texas secretary of state, state Supreme Court justice, White House counsel and finally attorney general. That debt may have made Gonzales too eager to please his boss, too deferential toward higher-powered Texans like Karl Rove and too dismissive of critics in Congress. Red Leader knew he was like him! Gonzales was beholden to him like he was beholden too his daddy: I like Iraq PM Milky too Gonzales found Jesus while being grilled by Senators

Alberto Gonzales was a case study in cronyism, a nice guy and presidential pal who became attorney general on the strength of those two credentials. He was not up to the job. In the end, Gonzales' greatest achievement may be that he produced a rare note of unanimity among Republicans and Democrats in Washington: They agree his tenure was an unmitigated failure

Officers arrested a homeless man Monday in connection with a weekend burglary at the office of Democratic presidential candidate Chris Dodd, police said "He was once arrested for Watergate".

Man that Trophy Wife: Republican Fred Thompson sidestepped questions Monday about the departure of yet another high-level aide to his presidential campaign-in-waiting.

Gnarl head of Innerbreed Nation, "Gonzales reputation was lower than FEMMA after Katrina"

Despite promising changes, Congress has shown little enthusiasm for taking the unpopular steps that experts say are necessary to fix the nation's main flood insurance program. Red nobleman says, "These  flooding would not happen if folks prayed more and lived according to the Bible"

Mississippians need to skip the gravy, say no to the fried pickles and start taking brisk walks to fight an epidemic of obesity, experts say. According to a new study, this Deep South state is the fattest in the nation