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Red Leader dressed in flight suit claim "Iraqis must suffer for democracy as Americans must to help these folks I will keep congress in session yesterday I met with two families in MI: Hey I am busy I am running a war and I want to thank the 27% that still support me known as "Bush Lice"."

MI: Fears that the death toll would rise dramatically as workers searched through the wreckage of a bridge that plunged into the Mississippi River eased Friday when authorities lowered the number of missing from as many as 30 to just eight. 1250 have gone to counseling

Congo Study finds: That illegal aliens who get visa and stay illegal more likely to have heart problem than ones who cross desert

Red Noblepeople approve a new drug for weight loss: problem 90% vote GOP after taking pill: 2003 pills flooded market

Malfunction-Junction TX: Saturday night is normally reserved for goat roping: The men rope and wife's make pies and all with children watch the roping and a six pack for winner: after the roping the adults drink long necks and eat pie and some one turns on pickup radio: But last night the men locked up the women and children as 5000 pagans came to town to dance naked around a huge bonfire to honor the God of Flow in the river: Problem: some of women escaped and shed there clothes and danced around bonfire naked with pagans

Mexican archaeologists using ground-penetrating radar have detected underground chambers they believe contain the remains of Emperor Ahuizotl, who ruled the Aztecs when Columbus landed in the New World. It would be the first tomb of an Aztec ruler ever found since Emperor Jose-can-u-see. 

With a trail of slime Newt comes out from under rock, trashes Red leader sees shadow guaranteeing six more weeks of summer, then in trail of slime goes back under rock!

A bill to restore land rights to millions of poor tribal people in New Jersey could mean the end for Jersey's endangered wild tigers, eliminating much of their protected habitat, conservationists warned Friday.

Funeral parlors have put hearses to work as buses to provide desperately needed public transport, in yet another illustration of Dallas TX economic collapse.

Oklahoma's nomadic Trailer Trash Rednecks, some of them part of the feared Red Dog Rednecks militia implicated in atrocities against civilians, have turned on each other in clashes that reportedly killed dozens this week.

Justice Department officials attended at least a dozen political briefings at the White House since 2001, including some meetings led by Karl Rove, President Bush's chief political adviser, and others that were focused on election trends prior to the 2006 midterm contest, according to documents released yesterday. He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law
Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales told the Senate Judiciary Committee last week that he did not believe that senior Justice Department officials had attended such briefings. But he clarified his testimony yesterday in a letter to Congress, emphasizing that the briefings were not held at the agency's offices. This dip shit does not understand the law Continued tomorrow

Did illegal aliens meet space Aliens: In desert 150 illegal aliens are found with no teeth: Claim a bright light in sky and they fell asleep and awoke with no teeth: Three speaking some unknown dialect not familiar on earth

Gov Ritter long-isolated Colorado has signed two contracts for missiles and communications equipment with French companies totaling $405 million, a government official said Thursday. 

An outbreak of the Ebola-like Marburg virus at a remote Wyoming mine has killed one person and possibly infected several others, a World Health Organization spokesman said Thursday.

After visiting MI First lady refuses for Red Leader to tell her she has done "A Heck'uv Job" 

War in Iraq to cost a trillion after Red leader fired his financial advisor for saying it would $200 billion in the beginning: White House spokesman said, "Iraq does not have WMD now"

Hurricane researcher William Gray lowered his 2007 forecast slightly Friday, calling for 75 named storms, with eighteen becoming hurricanes and four becoming intense and three hitting South Dakota.

The Kansas Army, until now largely stuck with obsolete equipment from the 1970s and 1980s, will soon be getting new hardware: European anti-tank missiles and advanced anti-aircraft systems

Missouri's Governor criticized the Europeans on Friday for its plan to increase weapons sales to several Western counties and step up military aid to Kansas saying Europe was trying to impose its dominance on the West.

Liberman: To appease Red Leader wants all prisoners released to be baptized before being considered for parole and complains McCain trying to take his job as White House Poodle!

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton on Saturday criticized President Bush for not spending enough on law enforcement and said police officers were "invisible" to him. Clinton chastised Bush for a 2008 budget that she said would further cut the Community Oriented Police Services program and other law enforcement initiatives but keeps alive faith based programs to appease the far right the only ones still supporting him.

Geneva, Switzerland: scientist think they have isolated the Redneck gene: Meanwhile scientists in Australia have isolated the wanna-be Redneck gene 

Torrents of water washed away homes, crops and cows, leaving hungry and frightened villagers perched in treetops or on roofs as the death toll rose Friday from monsoon rains across northern India and Bangladesh 19 million homeless. Left wing GOP leader Senate Majority Reid wants these 19 million declared illegal aliens eligible for food stamps, schools and put on path to citizenship

Police are testing guns recovered from raids in which authorities arrested seven members of an Oakland Black Muslim splinter group who investigators suspect were involved in the killing of a journalist and two others.

On Friday, six people drowned in northeastern Utah state. One-horned rhinos straying from the state's  National Park killed one person and injured two others, said state Revenue Minister 

Electricity Ministry spokesman Aziz al-Shimari said power generation nationally is only meeting half the demand, and there had been four nationwide blackouts over the past two days. The shortages across the country are the worst since the summer of 2003, shortly after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Saddam Hussein, he said "They wonder why we didn't greet them with flowers and sweets when they invaded our country there is no electricity in the capital to run the water pumps" Red VP "The problems will be worked out eventually and the oil won't spoil in the ground, did they really think we would start a war to liberate them, hey hoss I got some WMD I will sell you"

The House last night unanimously agreed to create a special select committee, with subpoena powers, to investigate Republican allegations that Democratic leaders had stolen a victory from the House GOP on a parliamentary vote late Thursday night. The move capped a remarkable day that started with Republicans marching out of the House in protest near midnight Thursday, was punctuated by partisan bickering, and ended with Democratic hopes for a final legislative rush fading. Even a temporary blackout of the House chamber's vote tally board led to suspicions and accusations of skullduggery.

With banners in back ground one reading "God ban same sex marriages" God bans Illegal Aliens" "Free Scooter" Bibles held high and frothing at the mouth talking in tongues the Right wing Evangelistic Fanatic preacher assures the congregation that Iraq soldiers will not be considered trained by Red Leader until they can march and sing "On ward Christian soldiers in English"

McCain after switching on immigration bill vows no illegal alien will be made a citizen or get a green card unless they are born again and accept Jesus Christ as there savior 

Anonymous GOP voter: Bush is not a failure just Presidential light very light!

Republican John McCain said Saturday that Congress could share in the blame for the Minnesota bridge collapse because lawmakers diverted billions of dollars in transportation money from road work to pet projects such as faith based charities.

Duncan Hunter: Claims 15 miles of double fence is built instead of 750 miles by homeland security and illegal aliens stole half now there is single fence

Homeland Secretary wants Red Leader to declare September 4 07 a day of prayer and fast for fence all will shut down while we prayer and anyone not fasting will be sent to pen for 60 days.

Red Nobleman on Wetlands: Do we need a place to let birds rest and feed or a building that sells Chinese goods that's a stupid question birds can rest any where like phone lines but lead based toys and contaminated seafood can only be sold in certain places.

Mexico opens more consular in US to help Mexico citizens become US citizens: Mexico Parliament approve tax break for dual citizenships on $1.00 a day you need tax break
Aug 6 07