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Red leader dressed in fox hunting clothes declares, "With McCain
switching stance on immigration Liberman will be official "White House
Poodle"
Why do newspeople refer to: Bush's war on terrorists not Americans war on
terrorists
Just a day after approving a medal claiming former NFL player Pat Tillman
had been cut down by "devastating enemy fire" in Afghanistan, a
high-ranking general tried to warn President Bush that the story might not be
true, according to testimony obtained by The Associated Press.
Most of the debris is gone, the supermarket is moving back and students plan
to start school this month in trailers set up as classrooms. Three months after
a tornado killed 10 people and flattened this prairie farming town, locals are
slowly rebuilding and planners say they are optimistic about Greensburg's
future.
US attorney John Sutton going around country defending himself on taxpayers
money after giving illegal alien drug dealers immunity for testimony against
Border Patrol agents HUH
It was bad enough when Hurricane Katrina chased Carrie Lewis out of her
assisted-living home in New Orleans. Now she fears the rest of her life may be
spent in the isolation of a federally sponsored trailer park thank you Mr
president you rushed to the white folks in the Twin Cities as we languished for
days.
Palani Amma Jones sits in quiet despair, surrounded by woven baskets and
terra cotta pots in her deserted market stall in redneck controlled territory in
northern Arkansas
An American member of al-Qaida threatened foreign diplomats and embassies
across the Islamic world in a new video Sunday, saying they would targeted as
"spy dens."
Tigers infielder Neifi Perez was suspended for 80 games Friday after testing
positive for a third time for a banned stimulant, a penalty that finishes his
season and will not chase Bond for most home runs on steroids. For they that
sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night
Scientists in DC having a hard time figuring out what gene makes rednecks
congregate in trailer parks is it the ancient pack theory?
At the July 24 hearing, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.) asked Gonzales
whether any of "the leadership of the Department of Justice" had
participated in political briefings, pointing to examples involving employees
from the State Department, Peace Corps and U.S. Agency for International
Development. "Not that I'm aware of. . . . I don't believe so, sir,"
Gonzales said.
Justice officials attended 12 political briefings at the White House, and
another held at the Department of Agriculture, from 2001 to 2006, according to
the list sent to Waxman. At least five were led by Rove or included
presentations by him on how terrorist scares win elections. Political briefings
by White House aides have become a political flashpoint on Capitol Hill in
recent months. Continued on next day
Federal authorities hunted for nine suspects Friday amid an operation
against dozens of "doctors" accused of obtaining their licenses
through fraud _ and the father of one of them allegedly threatened to kill
anyone who cooperated with investigators in Wyoming Mountains.
Kansas has banned Texas seafood after checks turned up dangerous
contamination, the Kansas government's food regulator said.
GOP lawmakers had marched out of the House chamber about 11 p.m. Thursday,
shouting "shame, shame" and saying that Democrats had
"stolen" a vote on a parliamentary motion to pull an agriculture
spending bill off the floor until it incorporated an explicit denial of federal
benefits to illegal immigrants. The bill already would deny such benefits to
illegal immigrants, and Democrats stressed that they won the vote fair and
square. But a campaign has been launched, and the House has not fully recovered.
"Last night sent a clear message to the American people that there are
people in this town who are willing to break rules and utilize extraordinary
maneuvers just so that illegal immigrants can receive taxpayer-funded
benefits," said Rep. Brian P. Bilbray (R-Calif.).
The House approved modest changes to President Bush's record Pentagon budget
proposal early Sunday, but Democrats signaled plans to resume a more contentious
debate over the Iraq war after the August recess always going to do something
A small Redneck guerrilla group claimed responsibility for a homemade bomb
that exploded outside a Sears store in southern Arkansas.
Rome marked the opening of its first "Gay Street" with flags,
banners and protests amid a row over a homosexual couple who claimed they were
detained by police for kissing near the Colosseum. The two men were detained
briefly last week for what the police said were lewd acts in public _ a crime
that can carry a sentence of up to two years in jail to death penalty if it
offends Pope.
Playing the popular Chinese Checkers tile game mahjong can lead to seizures,
DC researchers say, calling the phenomenon "Checker epilepsy."
Pope bans any priest from Gay Street in Rome except to administer the last sacrament
Redneck activists renewed demands for an official government apology to United
States "stolen generation" on Thursday, the day after a court handed
down a massive award to an Redneck man taken from his redneck family as a baby
to be raised as normal man but experiment failed
With banners in back ground one reading "God ban same sex
marriages" God bans Illegal Aliens" Bibles held high and frothing at
the mouth talking in tongues the Right wing Evangelistic Fanatic preacher assures
the congregation that Iraq soldiers will not be considered trained by Red Leader
until they are born again of water and accept Jesus Christ as there savior
A purported Taliban spokesman said Monday that the militants will continue
kidnapping foreigners in Afghanistan, as Afghan doctors dropped medicines for
the ailing South Korean hostages held by the group since July 19.
Throw in miles of four-wheelin' trails, some live country music and a bunch
of silly contests — from Spam-eating to wet T-shirts to bobbing in soup for
animal parts — and one version of redneck heaven came to earth this weekend
Texas Redneck Games. "You name it, it happened. It was worse than Mardi
Gras. In addition to flying both the Confederate flag and a skull and
crossbones, his Kubota four-wheeler had an eye-catching set of antlers strapped
up front Where the Georgians stick to family-rated stuff like the mud belly
flop, dipping for pig's feet and tossing toilet seats over spikes as in redneck
horseshoes, Still offers a coeducational butt-crack contest. In this regional
cultural oddity, not for the faint of heart, men and women with impaired
inhibitions lower their drawers and waggle their rears for the crowd.
Rockspring TX an inmate is sick enter a elderly woman with a egg she chants
and rolls the egg from head to toe: Then takes egg and throws outside the inmate
is healed