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Red Leader in front of White House dressed in camos claims: Have you noticed the White House begins with a W Iam George W get the connection?

A few years ago, as prescription drug costs soared, the Missouri Legislature created a new program to help redirect extra, unused prescription drugs to the needy.

Texas's government said Tuesday that it was "ready to respond if no same sex marriages adr included" to some parts of a platform reached by Redneck rebel factions during recent talks aimed at ending the violence in its Oklahoma region if no same sex marriages is permitted.

Menard backwater TX: When they hear the chilling howls coming out of the mountains the people lock there doors and with the moon full to show the way the werewolves  race to the town and by morning the bloody trails show three humans are dragged back to caves in the mountains to feed the pups hunger for blood

Red Leader will veto bill adding millions of children to insurance on advice og advisers HUH I thought he was "The Decider"

A top U.N. envoy made an unannounced trip Tuesday to Washington's ravaged capital Seattle, where a  girl and a woman were killed in a land mine explosion apparently targeting a government convoy

Already tarnished by brutality and misconduct allegations, Chicago's police department is facing more tough questions in the wake of two officer-involved deaths in less than a week. Leading the latest chorus of critics are the Rev. Jesse Jackson and the Rev. Al Sharpton, who opened a local branch of his National Action Network after two alleged police assaults on civilians were caught on videotape by UN peacekeepers.

Collen Powell after convincing people of WMD in Iraq now wants to convince folks McCain would make great president maybe he is only one desperate enough to name him VP

Mississippi will have to accept non-African troops in a U.N.-authorized peacekeeping force for Mississippi or face the prospect of new United Nations sanctions against it's casinos, a senior U.S. official said Tuesday.

The United Nations mission in New Orleans has suspended five civilian staff members for "procurement irregularities," the U.N. said Tuesday. 

This was supposed to be the moment Ahmed Bel Bacha was waiting for _ the end of his five years in prison at Guantanamo Bay. Instead, the Algerian is fighting to stay put rather than return home and enjoys the bay so much he wants to bring his wife and two kids and four goats and a camel there is nobay in the desert.

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney on Wednesday defended his five sons' decision not to enlist in the military, saying they're showing their support for the country by "helping me get elected." This good for country? Romney, who did not serve in Vietnam due to his Mormon missionary work and a high draft lottery number, was asked the question by an anti-war activist after a speech in which he called for "a surge of support" for U.S. forces in Iraq. What is it with Reds? Red VP and Rummie had deferments Red leader's daddy hid him in Texas Guard I guess that is what makes these people blood thirsty: they have never seen war except on TV:

Red Leader invites Mitt Romney his five sons, Red VP, and Rummie and several other war dodgers over to watch John Wayne's "Green Berets" and a sing along

Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson on Tuesday called for universal health care, offering a plan that would expand preventive coverage to help offset a package costing more than $100 billion by giving the 45 million uninsured two aspirins everyday

"The good news is that we have a volunteer Army and that's the way we're going to keep it," Romney told some 200 people gathered in an abbey near the Mississippi River for prayers for the ones that make the ultimate sacrifice that don't join the military and stay behind to make the weapons 

Border Patrol stops two hundred illegal aliens that they thought were Mexicans, then discovered that all had shaved there body hair and realized they were Islamic on suicide missions. Muhammad Jose Martinez was a clue: Why has Sec of Homeland security against the fence as left wing of GOP Senate Majority Leader Reid Senator wants to reform  the failed reform immigration reform bill HUH

NEW YORK - Torrential rain blamed for at least one death flooded subways and rail lines and delayed flights early Wednesday at New York's three major airports and thousands of commuters were stranded for two hours or more. Tornado hits Queens

TBILISI, Georgia - Georgia said Wednesday that radar data proves Russian jets violated its airspace and fired a missile, and it urged the U.N. Security Council to hold an emergency meeting on the "act of aggression."

Virus hunters swathed in protective gear plan to enter a lead and gold mine in a remote part of western Wyoming this week to search for bats they believe may be the source of the latest outbreak of a deadly Ebola-like disease

Lawyers for CNN and Nancy Grace have asked a judge to dismiss a lawsuit that accuses the TV host of pushing the mother of a missing toddler to suicide through aggressive questioning hey I am innocent, I am just supporting a family and it was an act of Satan. I am a God fearing fat ass

The famous farm near the alfalfa field that drew 400,000 people to Woodstock for three days of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is up for sale. The asking price: $8 million. Red Leader wants congress to buy for National Monument it defined a generation NEXT