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Dec 10 06

Give thanks for sorrow that teaches you pity; for pain that teaches you courage - and give exceeding thanks for the mystery which remains a mystery still - the veil that hides you from the infinite, which makes it possible for you to believe in what you cannot see.

Time to stepup and be a man for Jesus no more pictures of Jesus with lamb in lap. In the middle of Night Red congress passes bill to put tower on mountain after city fought for years. "It is good to be back on Mother Ship after giving my radio address, what are these little white things crawling around Karl? What! I am the son of a President, I can't have body lice." "You're right I am a president and when won in 04, I made you a cabinet member and if dad found out he would send Baker to see where I have been." Religious Evangelistic Fanatics claim Santa Clause is a gay message all reindeer & elves are guys. Plagiarism once candidate will form group to run for president  "You know Karl, if I didn't seem like an urchin I would love a glass of ice tea or if I didn't look like a red neck a cold beer, it's been years since she sent me to those meetings. I bet I got these body lice from Bolton when he resigned in my office from UN, that place has a lot of foreigners, I better have oval office sprayed." "You're right that would be funny if that bi partisan committee that thrashed my foreign policy got body lice in the oval HEH HEH what if I invite in press can't you see that dignified Baker scratching." "You know Cheney really misses Rummie, they were big buddies, did you hear the cabinet laugh when Gates walked in and I said, "Who Dat?" "Mr President, take a swallow of this tequila it will kill the body lice." "How will it help you kill you kill the lice HEH HEH oh! if they bite me they will die there allergic to alcohol" Without British permission Secret Service was bugging Princes Diana in London. After building bridge to no where Red Congress adjourns. Kiss of death: You're doing a heck of job Brownie : Rummie will be with me to the end: Iraq PM right man for the job.
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