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Dec 11 06

Bless those who challenge us to grow, to stretch, to move beyond the knowable, to come back home to our elemental and essential nature. Bless those who challenge us for they remind us of doors we have closed and doors we have yet to open.

 Saddam's nephew escapes with help from guards. Iraq president trashes independent report. Cardinal confesses: "I knew mother would disown me if I wore a dress, so the priest's robes were the close as I could get. I especially love the red ones, I sometimes sleep in them." Another mega church pastor declares he is gay and resigns. Evangelistic fanatics think Rudolph the red nose reindeer is a sign for prostitution the RED nose is a red light. "Can you believe Rummie went to Iraq in secret, do you know how much that cost tax payers probably just to show me up I think I'll fire him: Er Mr. President you already fired him, I am going to put on this CD "Hail to Chief" I will play it low, I hate these body lice. Can you believe Hamilton & Baker dominating the Sunday talk show, they had there time and now they want to dominate mine, Baker should go back to Houston and write books and quit mudding up my president. I know Rush blasted them but your talking about a dip shit radio talk host that has bunch right nuts listening to him, I know the clown got caught with Viagria in his shrinks name at the airport. Can you believe the Houston Texan they could have had Bush or Young, they should fire the owner for not taking Bush" E-Coli spreads west now it's more vegetables; Barak goes to NH: Iraq report of 1,000 people in Embassy 6 speak fluent Arabic. Pentagon decides to seek congress approval for $100 million prison in Cuba. Moth is five miles from Mexico that eats prickly pear cacti, would devastate Mexico into vast desert. No witch hunt here New lif church where Haggard resigned for gay lover: If you know of anyone in the 14,000 member church that has this sin, E-mail us what about adultery do you want this reported? CO goes after top 50 criminals they brag they caught 5: wonder why so much crime in state Workers at the Seattle airport have removed Christmas trees, after a ass hole rabbi threatened to sue unless an 8-foot menorah was placed there as well. Send the Rabbi to Iran 
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