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Dec 12 06

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will.

 Pope condemns Cardinals sleeping in there robes 50,000 illegal Aliens to protest Iraq study group bringing home troops, if the come home they will take our jobs. No problems as billions are paid to feed most of Africa and wars going on for twenty five years Nigeria look at bill to ban gay marriages, probably educated in backwater Texas. "Where you been Karl? I beamed up early: Here have a cold one. You know that Homeland Security chief Chetnoff is such a goose, I tell him to bring up guest workers on immigration policy and he goes out there and says we have no definition what a secure border without guest workers and that goose wonders why we lost congress. I am holding this beer can to my ear because I talked to Surgeon General and said cold will kill body lice and Laurie thinks it looks bad to keep shaking my head trying to get lice out of my ear HUH oh he was briefing me on E-coli outbreak, I am not sure what it is either, I think like chicken pox or pneumonia. There must be a lot of gays in Africa, the health Secretary briefed me on AID'S in Africa, You're kidding I thought it was gay dieses. If I could retain a third of what they brief me on I would be a computer. I got the ideal to balance budget: there starting a course in Durango Co that will match Texas Western a degree in out door, if we took all the poor, pay for them a degree in survival, we could take them out of public housing sell the property and let them survive in the forests: You're always right, they probably chop down the trees for firewood and the forests would be like a third world country; flooding and soil washing into river. I had to talk to state department and historians and ex generals about Iraq, I can't believe they used words like" grave & Decline ". I can't use stay the course how about "A way forward." means the same. Can you believe Annan, you know, that tight ass UN secretary, it's his last year and this clown goes to Truman library and trashes me, you have a spot on your cheek, oh great we need fleas to go with these body lice, maybe they will kill lice . " Am I my brother's keeper?  My punishment is greater than I can bear. Seattle puts up Christmas trees after Ass hole rabbi agrees not to sue. 300 Heathens march down Denver's mousetrap to mourn death of Pinochet. KKK leader attends Iran Holocaust denial conference. If there was more grace in these Evangelistic churches instead of preaching hate of gays there pastors fall would have been less
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