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Red Leader; "The difference between me and Jesus: He was tortured, I authorized the torture"

Four white House lawyers in on decision to destroy tapes: Miers, Gonzales

Religious Right Fanatics want all bombs dropped on Infidels painted Red & Green with a cross on them for Christmas season

Backwater TX four teenagers arrested for beating to death two deer at night on school baseball field

Russia delivered nuclear fuel for an Iranian power plant that is at the center of the dispute over Iran’s nuclear program

Thousands swarm the giant Sand Dunes in Colorado believed to be the site where John the Baptize was born Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

A woman who was angry because her husband wanted her to turn up the heat pulled out a gun and shot their flat-screen TV while he cowered behind a pillow, Macomb County authorities say.

JENA, La. - A white separatist group planning a Martin Luther King Jr. Day parade in Jena is suing the town, claiming officials are violating the Constitution by asking participants not to bring firearms, changing the parade route by one block and requiring the posting of a bond.

Authorities in Aruba have closed the investigation into the disappearance of American teenager Natalee Holloway

Two convicts in a New Jersey prison used photos of bikini-clad women to hide holes they used to escape and left behind a thank-you note, signed with a smiley face, for a guard they claimed helped them

A federal judge on Tuesday ordered the Bush administration to defend its decision to destroy videotapes of CIA interrogations of two al-Qaida suspects

U.S. military commanders in Iraq didn't know Turkey was sending warplanes to bomb in northern Iraq until the planes had already crossed the border, said defense and diplomatic officials, who were angered about being left in the dark DUH

Congress on Tuesday struck back at the Bush administration's trend toward secrecy since the 2001 terrorist attacks, passing legislation to toughen the Freedom of Information Act and increasing penalties on agencies that don't comp HUH

Ailing leader Fidel Castro says he doesn't intend to cling to power forever, saying in a letter read on state television that he does not want to stand in the way of a younger generation. Communist forever

150 illegal aliens arrested for killing and eating the  Phoenix zoo giraffe after 180 days in desert were hungry

A top investigator in the internal affairs office of the Citizenship and Immigration Services has been convicted of harboring an illegal immigrant who was his girlfriend.

A Texas higher education panel has recommended allowing a Bible-based group called the Institute for Creation Research to offer online master’s degrees in science education how else can you explain the Pouch people

Drinking fifty or more cups of green tea a day could halve the risks of developing advanced prostate cancer, according to a Japanese study published Wednesday

Pope Benedict’s budding environmentalism, a reminder of human supremacy over the animal kingdom, we are the animals God.

As Christians across the world prepare to celebrate the birth of Jesus, it's a fitting moment to contemplate the mountain of moral, and mortal, hypocrisy that is our Christianized Republican Party.
There's nothing new, of course, about the Christianization of the GOP. Seven years ago, when debating Al Gore, then-candidate George W. Bush was asked to identify his favorite philosopher and answered "Jesus." The most depressing thing about the Republican presidential race is that the party's rank and file require their candidates to grow meaner with each passing week. And now, inconveniently, inconsiderately, comes Christmas, a holiday that couldn't be better calibrated to expose the Republicans' rank, fetid hypocrisy.