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Dec 22 06

 Denver CO, can't hold election, can't keep the airport for the seasons closed, has more snow than most major cities: But less plows: after two days of closed road: Denver Transportation goes on Sunday schedule HUH wait an hour for bus in 25 degree weather: Place may be pretty but elected officials think Iraq. From Mayors Office "It's God fault" Lizard in Briton gets pregnant by it's self, egg may hatch Christmas, Evangelistic fanatics think it is lizard Jesus. "You know all these bonuses given out on wall street, it makes me look like a pauper or beggar what daddy gave me. You know them there blue noblemen are going to investigate my illegal wire tapping Yeah I forgot about them faux WMD, that tight ass VP is being called in scooter trail, first time a sitting VP has been called in criminal trail, so much for me dignifying White House. I am giving a speech on Axis of evil, I am substituting Mexico for Iran, Mexico ain't get no nukes, them religion fanatics have a new game, you get points for praying, you get points for convert or die, if they don't convert you kill them and pray to go to heaven. You have to wonder how many times daddies man Gates can say, "I didn't come back to etc." he talks real loose like a long neck goose." Gorilla given human fertility drug has baby with one human hand. Red Nobleman won't back down blasts Blue Nobleman for using Koran instead of Bible; Rebel Monks (Not Ordained) break into compound and refuse to let Monks in. Two hundred Innerbreeds found in snow cave in Top of Rockies, bones found to be there sled dogs. A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another.  By this shall all {men} know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.
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