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Dec 07

Backwater Junction Texas Blood-splotches on walls, chains hanging from a ceiling and swords on the killing floor — the artifacts left a disturbing tale of brutalities inside a suspected al-Qaida in Texas torture chamber. But there was yet another chilling fact outside the dirt-floor dungeon. Villagers say they knew about the torment but were too intimidated by extremists to tell authorities until now.

Redneck Nation fifth, Russian-built nuclear power plant will not start operating before late 2008, the head of the company in charge of its construction said Thursday. Yea, mine own familiar friend, in whom I trusted, which did eat of my bread, hath lifted up his heel against me.

Armed with nothing more than a crow bar and a car jack, it took thieves just three minutes to steal paintings by Pablo Picasso and Candido Portinari, worth millions of dollars, from Corpus Christi, TX premier modern art museum

"Obese Objects" march down ABQ route "66" to protest Innerbreed Nation closing of border for Sunday before Christmas for one day

For Christmas Red Leader will send more Elf's to airports to entertain people in line but more pixies will spread pixie dust

President George W. Bush "Better Late than Never" on Thursday signed into law a measure that will waive taxes on many homeowners who must restructure their mortgages as they face foreclosure.

When the idea for a proclamation declaring Christian Heritage Week came up in 1994, Jim Guy Tucker, the Democratic governor of Arkansas, would not sign it. His aides said he did not think it was appropriate to honor a particular faith. But when Tucker went out of town for a week and Republican Lt. Gov. Mike Huckabee became the acting chief executive, the Baptist minister enthusiastically signed the proclamation, declaring at a later celebration that he was taking a stand against "Christophobia

Houston TX Frustrated by a lack of regulations limiting global warming, a conservation group wants ribbon seals listed as threatened or endangered because their habitat — sea ice in Gulf of Mexico — is disappearing amid climate change.

Mike Huckabee produced a legacy in Arkansas like few other Republican governors in the South, but he tended to freeze out anyone who disagreed with his plans.

Backwater TX In what some have dubbed the "pole tax," the Lone Star State will require its 150 or so strip clubs to collect a $5-per-customer levy, with most of the proceeds going to help rape victims. The tax goes into effect on New Year's Day

Astride sturdy mustangs named "Okanogan" and "Spurs," U.S. Border Patrol agents Darrel Williams and Justin Hefker ride quietly along a ridgeline above the Similkameen River valley watching the Redneck Nation for illegal Aliens

Ten members of an 11-seat pot panel were appointed this morning by Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper, with the lone remaining seat open because the Denver district attorney's office declined to participate. The appointments fulfill a mandate created by the passage of Initiated Question 100 in November's Denver election.  More than half — 57 percent — of Denver voters favored the initiative, making marijuana the city's lowest law-enforcement priority.