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Dec 23 06 

Duke U Lacrosse team State drops rape cases as woman can't remember if she was penetrated DA holds DNA evidence known before he was reelected . National Guard sent to Crawford Texas as Two hundred Mongolians Nomads with a heard of reindeer pass by town when questioned about president leader says "Who is Bush?" National Security: out break of Trench Mouth epidemic in US city kept secret so insurgents will not taken advantage. Talk about Horney: Woman steels Pregenant lawyer ID to get in prison to have sex with guy: Honey try a bar "You think them Blues Will try to impeach me? You know Goosie Kerry is in Syria, trying to act like he knows Foreign Policy, remember when he ran against me, wearing those new camos to convince hunters he was one of them and carrying a deer rifle, he ought to say three times "I am not a dumb ass" yeah you're right he married a lot of coins in the Catsup woman, pop a top, yeah  I did shoot the wrong bird when I was running for Governor but the sun was in my eyes, I least I didn't shoot a lawyer like that tight ass VP Did you see the Pope has problems: Some of the Cardinals they think there Gods Princes: Some they think there God's Princess, they won't say mass on Christmas, yeah it's like department stores, they rake in a lot of coins because Pope won't let them sleep in there red robes HEH HEH some added a band of lace on there robes. With these CO Evangelistic being gay hey dude what's with religious fanatics, did you see the army went out and chased them dam Bedouins and there goats off the ranch, yesterday Mongolians, today Bedouins if the homeland security chief goose can't secure borders I will fire him. I am going to hold state of union on 23 Jan. dam lice, did you see those people who claim they are ancestors of Mary Magdalene and Jesus whoa hoss now that's some blue blood makes the rest of us blue bloods look normal, I had to meet with Rice eh Dr. Rice she always pushes that point I got so tired of separating her and Rummie they always were fighting, that girl is always pissing on my leg, no Karl not literary in South it means gripping, your parents ever let you out of house, no I am not trashing your mom, I made you a cabinet member of course I like you: even if you didn't too swift last election Jeeez you wear your feeling on your sleeve have another cold one. Chill out dude" Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.  Eaten up by Dumb ass: CO Mayor says, "get out and buy merchants hurting." Governor says, "Stay off roads." Public transportation "We will run buses on Sunday schedule." Interpretation walk to nearest liquor store and buy a bottle: No Buses, no mail, airport shut down: RTD public transportation: Our people performed great: Do these people understand bad:  Shuttle lands safely. President of Brazil sends Air Force into relieve lines at airports our planes are in Iraq; sorry Denver. Denver Airport Bulletin arrive a least 4 hours before takeoff: Dam they forgot on 1 hour flight from Chicago, airline sits three hours on tarmac, forgot to remove snow from gate. Study finds: After studying thirty years and billions spent, you are more likely to have cataracts if you eaten flour tortillas instead of corn tortillas, after five corn tortilla eaters died in car wrecks consumer advocates want label on tortillas.
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