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Dec 24 06

As a man handles his troubles during the day, he goes to bed at night a General, Captain or Private.

 It's official Unanimous: Denver Mass Transport shut down, Airport shut down, City shut down, State roads shut down, Voting debacle in Nov and three gay preachers coming out: It's God Fault: And to Voters we performed brilliantly. Thank God hurricanes can't reach us. A woman with two wombs gives birth. 100 illegal aliens arrested on Rio Grande dressed as Santa Clause trying to sneak into country. Still 3500 storm refuges in Denver airport. " You know I had to meet with some reporters, those tall boots and short skirts, my male hormone kicked in  tarter eh  no tarter sauce you eat on seafood, you know women have estranal and us guys have tarter, testrals or testemony something like that, it makes us horney and gives us hair on body, I don't know why female gorillas have hair, to much tarter or whatever.  Hey The Pope backed down, they can sleep in Robes but no lace, huh I don't know how Pope knows what they sleep in, did you see the Jap company passed Ford in number two auto maker, now Toyota wants to be number one, no I am not going to tell them they are doing a heck of a job, You know that NM governor wants to be President because he is half Hispanic, don't theses tight ass dumb asses realize it's not what breed you are, it's you're smarts, Clinton was Rhode Scholar, Reagan was actor well yeah but I made high c's. I wonder if I could sprinkle some pixie dust on PM of Iraq and he will straighten up and fly right.  Do you see those ads taken out by Wal-mart employees trashing the company Hey tight asses if you don't like you're job quit: that's why troops fighting to protect you freedom chill out, they need a space ship like mine I got sanctions on Iran I had to kiss Chinese & Russian's presidents ass, you know I said it looked Putin in eyes and saw a friend, what I really saw was death mine, he was KGB honcho, you know I went to Camp David to get away and ended up in a security meeting with Rice eh Dr Rice and Gates that turkey told me for the hundredth time, "I didn't leave best job in world to be a bump on log" then he said in Nam er Iraq he found a General that wanted more troops, hell he didn't have to go to Iraq, you talk to enough Generals and you find one that wants troops in DC " Study finds men with weak sperm should eat Cottage Cheese. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. Get more than you thought: Macy's pull coats advertised as faux fur collars: real dog fur. African pissed after African lion cub named after Chinese movie star Ma Ling. Allen Iverson comes in on private jet to join Nuggets. Unidentified Spokesman for Denver Airport, "If these refuges keep gripping I will show them a video of Katrina and they should be thankful for marble floors there not under a bridge." Do they belong here, can't leave bat habits at home a congresswoman from Cuba calls for Castro's assassination
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