As a man handles his troubles during the day, he goes to bed at night a
General, Captain or Private.
It's official Unanimous: Denver Mass Transport shut down, Airport shut
down, City shut down, State roads shut down, Voting debacle in Nov and three gay
preachers coming out: It's God Fault: And to Voters we performed brilliantly.
Thank God hurricanes can't reach us. A woman with two wombs gives birth. 100
illegal aliens arrested on Rio Grande dressed as Santa Clause trying to sneak
into country. Still 3500 storm refuges in Denver airport. " You know I had to meet
with some reporters, those tall boots and short skirts, my male hormone kicked
in tarter eh no tarter sauce you eat on seafood, you know women have estranal
and us guys have tarter, testrals or testemony something like that, it makes us
horney and gives us hair on body, I don't know why female gorillas have hair, to
much tarter or whatever. Hey The Pope backed down, they can sleep in Robes but no lace, huh I
don't know how Pope knows what they sleep in, did you see the Jap company passed
Ford in number two auto maker, now Toyota wants to be number one, no I am not
going to tell them they are doing a heck of a job, You know that NM governor
wants to be President because he is half Hispanic, don't theses tight ass dumb
asses realize it's not what breed you are, it's you're smarts, Clinton was Rhode
Scholar, Reagan was actor well yeah but I made high c's. I wonder if I could
sprinkle some pixie dust on PM of Iraq and he will straighten up and fly right. Do you see those ads taken out by
Wal-mart employees
trashing the company Hey tight asses if you don't like you're job quit: that's why troops fighting to protect you freedom
chill out, they need a space ship like mine I got sanctions on Iran I had to
kiss Chinese & Russian's presidents ass, you know I said it looked Putin in
eyes and saw a friend, what I really saw was death mine, he was KGB honcho, you
know I went to Camp David to get away and ended up in a security meeting with
Rice eh Dr Rice and Gates that turkey told me for the hundredth time, "I
didn't leave best job in world to be a bump on log" then he said in Nam er
Iraq he found a General that wanted more troops, hell he didn't have to go to
Iraq, you talk to enough Generals and you find one that wants troops in DC "
Study finds men with weak sperm should eat Cottage Cheese. Let your light so shine before
men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in
heaven. Get more than you thought: Macy's pull coats advertised as faux fur
collars: real dog fur. African pissed after African lion cub named after Chinese
movie star Ma Ling. Allen Iverson comes in on private jet to join Nuggets.
Unidentified Spokesman for Denver Airport, "If these refuges keep gripping
I will show them a video of Katrina and they should be thankful for marble
floors there not under a bridge." Do they belong here, can't leave bat
habits at home a congresswoman from Cuba calls for Castro's assassination NEXT