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Dec 25 06

Merry Christmas

  A special Merry Christmas to the 1500 who are trapped at Denver airport probably leave Tuesday or Wednesday. Rub salt in wounds, city gives airport refugees t-shirt "I love Colorado" and Salvation Army invites them to lunch. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. "Ho Ho Ho Pop a Top Merry Christmas to the 27% that still supports me, the rest of you can go to hell!, naw Karl I didn't say that I just wanted to. You know that tight ass McCain is out there kissing my 27% ass so he can be president! AZ is becoming a drug and gang heaven, yeah he married good to. You know these border states worry about illegal aliens a few Mexicans I have these Mongolians & Bedouins. Rummie called to wish me a Merry Christmas and I won't take call he has got me in enough trouble, when I got elected the second time I had political capital now I have to kiss a bunch fanatics asses just to keep 27% to support me, Did you hear me talk about going and meeting them tight ass generals in the Pentagon, I said the folks in the building that my friend is DC speak. You know with all those gay preachers crawling out of closet God should give them up tight Evangelistic Fanatics a gift forgiveness and understanding yeah you're right they would just trash it. Did you see the Pope is posing for a Pinup calendar, he should have some humidity eh oh humility OK whatever, maybe I should do a calendar" Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error. Study finds men with slow stream has a calcium build up solution Roto Ruder NAW red wine 500 heatherns march down Big "I" to protest religion in Christmas. Something lost in translation five illegal aliens claim there not Mexicans but terrorists. Denver Mayor claims, "We may not have a good job plowing streets but others did worse"
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