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Dec 26 06

For as the rain cometh down, and the snow from heaven, and returneth not thither, but watereth the earth, and maketh it bring forth and bud, that it may give seed to the sower, and bread to the eater:  So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper {in the thing} whereto I sent it. "You know things never go right I have to give a speech on what I am going to do in Iraq and Tarot reader has flu, probably astrologist will get sick and somebody will lose ojoue board. You know when I show them 73% against me when I win In Iraq, I want the papers to say, "He has Risen as he said" well it's a little much but I am like a Messiah, born in barn not hardly daddy was rich, I had to go to Walter Reid lice bite got infected and I told that surgeon if you tell anybody, you will be doctoring them Jihad Brothers in Gitmo, Cuba. No! that fruit cake I gave you was not a re gift I cut the one I got in half it was gift from Jihad Brother I gave other half to Rummie Just Kidding. That Interior Sec is a little slow, not the sharpest knife in drawer, I said a star was going to AA, he wanted to know what they did at car meetings, duh AAA. That tight ass VP didn't give me shit for Christmas, I go on TV and praise his pregnant gay daughter and notta I had to take the little lady dancing in Crawford, had to hang out with those wanna be cowboys, thank God secret service kept them at bay, I wanted SS to clear place but little lady wanted the folks to stay: close to Christmas, yeah she has a good heart. I should get a medal, I have fought in Iraq longer than Truman fought second world war really you're shitin me Roosevelt, I thought never mind" Today more American soldiers have died in Iraq than 9-11
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