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Dec 27 06

Mothers don't food you boys carrots:  Study finds male babies feed carrots before age two months more likely to be cross dressers. President Ford Dies Mexican Defense league, "You pass laws banning illegal aliens and we will break that town with law suits" "Yeah I grew up in Midland; No daddy wouldn't let me go to beer joint I went to country club and some times we had cowboy night where we all dressed up like cowboys. They have a huge sign up saying I once lived there, they really stretch to be famous, they need recognition bad. One of the Jihad Brothers kissed me on both cheeks I could get trench mouth. Did you see that tribe the found in the Outback, scientists believe it was derived from roos the women carried there babies in pouches and both men and women hopped. Uh you're kidding you think some horney Aussie had sex with a roo and started it all, I heard of sheep being born with a human hand but I thought it was fiction, did you see all this fuss about the Nobleman Muslim wanting to be sworn in with hand on Koran, that Red Nobleman in Virginia being a bigot and they interview that old woman as she wants him sworn in on Bible, I guess King David Verse huh your kidding King James, I always thought it was David the Jewish king who wrote the bible, maybe that's the reason when I volunteered to teach Sunday school in Midland, they said they had too many teachers: I kept telling about King David Bible. I am not running for anymore offices, so I am not doing that photo op of clearing brush, I got a thorn in my hand and it got infected. I think it's that stupid war that Santa didn't bring me much." Daddy of Soul dies Brown: Lawyers lock out his common law wife and 5 year old son from there home.
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