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Dec 28 06

 Study finds: men who hunt deer more likely to be impotent at young age, sitting in cold blinds has effect on scrotum.  Killing hit all time high in US " You know Hoss! all that violence in Baghdad I appointed that Texas chick Karen as ambassador to teach them there Islamic folks, how great we are: she's not doing a very good job. It seems like I have a hard time finding good folks: well yeah you are but you almost got indicted, that tight ass VP his assistance did. Did you see those Westerners in Denver, that red republican wonders why the blues took five out eight western states Governors. They passed a law in Co to stop price gouging in disasters like we have in Texas. The red governor veto called it hampering free enterprise now cabs are charging $75 per person for ride from airport to downtown, I may pass a Federal law: bring em on I think that makes me macho  I gave a speech on praising Ford: I can't believe he said Eastern Europe wasn't under Soviet domination: That Denver mayor could run for President he sees things like two feet snow: Let's go sledding streets not plowed, disabled and elderly can't catch a bus: lets have some hot chocolate, the vote debacle thousands didn't vote because of long lines: I love Americans willing to stand in line for four hours to vote. They keep harping at me about global warming, now the tight ass environmentalist  are on my ass about polar bears, yes polar bears: when in Gods time has a polar bear voted or contributed to a Red campaign fund. In fact I am thinking about holding a fox hunt at my ranch in Crawford will give me some class huh I will import a fox, I am the president heh heh we will ride thru that protesters property Tally Ho.. I think I will look butch in those red jeans and high boots with a whip in my hand. Dam lice You know black people are lucky they can see these lice. With Ford's death I saw the rerun of the fall of Saigon, hey hoss that ain't going to happen in Baghdad, I will nuke them first, I will send an IBM you know Inner Bullet Man eh you're kidding Intercontinental Ballistic Missal that loose goose Rummie told me that, you would think a Sec of Defense would know IBM stands for, yeah maybe that's what's wrong in Iraq, he probably don't know difference between jeep and ship. That tight ass VP is sad because Ford died he worked for him. You know I can't get any rest all these security people are coming to ranch to give some advice on Iraq, everybody has a theory " Saddam to be hanged. Edwards announce he will run for president. From the Grave Ford trashes Bush, Rummie & VP on interview he gave to be aired upon his death
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