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Dec 29 06

 Heathens protest at El Paso border crossing of Mexico's celebration of Virgin Mary: Study finds that kids who are still taking bottle at four tend to be overweight "I was walking around the ranch I think I saw a track of Big Foot naw I had two secret service agents with me. I wished we could get rid of lice on Air Force One: I had some folks from Crawford over to watch the movie about Penguins, those folks are a little slow, they think a trip to Waco as an adventure eh are you nuts they think if they leave Texas they need a passport; I showed the movie of me landing on aircraft "Mission Accomplished" then me visiting troops in Baghdad, then the little lady got pissed and had the servant put on the penguin movie; eh gay come-on a gay penguin: you know them fanatic Evangelistic have a real hang-up about gays HEH HEH probably read a lot of gay porn, they seem to know a lot about it the sec of Literature told me huh he popped into oval, are you sure did you see that study about deer hunters being impotent, I think it means you can't get a woman pregnant, something about sperm won't stick to egg eh your kidding it won't get hard, I have this theory that's what makes old men mean, there frustrated, I mean can you imagine knowing you can never do it again, scrotum, I am not sure where it is might be up under heart, I will ask the National Surgeon: ok the surgeon general or I could do a goggle search, here have cold one, it freezes them lice, I see Edwards will run for president, he is not like Kerry who kept saying I was a dumb ass, couldn't spell you know one president said, "It's a dam poor mind that can spell a word one way." eh Jackson no not Johnson Andrew Jackson uh the little lady told me when Kerry and comedians were trashing me. Can you believe that Ford trashed us an interview to be aired after his death, and then Edwards saying we had most experienced foreign group in Chaney and Rummmie and they were a complete disaster. I should cancel that military plane to move the body to DC yea it would make me look petty. Man those Ethiopian troops kicked the Islamic asses in Somali, we have soldiers there, yeah I could hire them Ethiopians and send them to Iraq, you know sometimes I feel like I am zipping thru the outer space in my space machine gathering info on Iraq from different planets after I lasso them. I could be called the Cosmic Cowboy what! that's not funny I am not a spacey Cowboy. Colorado called and they got 24 more inches and wanted a Federal Disaster declared: HEH hEH   hey suck asses call your new Blue governor. " And when he had called unto him his twelve disciples, he gave them power against unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease Probe continues in baseball steroid scandal as 100 names released who tested positive since 03. Zapata Texas, Illegal aliens claim a giant squid in Rio Grande Border patrol claim they were chewing Peyote. 
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