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Dec 30 06

 President and first lady evacuated to Armour vehicle because of tornado warning: 50 illegal alien Mexicans claim to be American citizens they were cloned and do not have birth certificates.  Ford funeral kicks off in Calif.  Saddam hung Reaction from around the world: Vatican says, " hgyt juik frrtyt" Religious Evangelistic Fanatics spokesperson, "Was he gay, if he was a gay dictator he should have went to rehab." Illegal Aliens: "If these Americanas can go around worlds to kills  leaders what they do to uses." Innerbreeds "Glad he slaughtered some Innerbreeds in our village in West Colorado by gassing." White House "Who was killed?" A spokesman at ranch in Crawford "We did not have Saddam hanged today to take thunder from Fords Funeral because he trashed the president, Iraq is a sober Country." "You're right I talked to little lady there is no Sec of Literature, she was once a librarian that's someone who works in a library, that Homeland security cannot secure the oval, no reason we have people running across the border; I talked to surgeon general but I forgot the word I kept saying it sounded like scotch and that tight ass gave me a lecture on drinking: dam tight asses need to let there hair down, I gave him a $100 and told him to get a lap dance, no not since I got married, I can't remember a lot of lost nights I would be afraid if the woman has a foot on each thigh while lapping dancing, one misstep and ouch. I finally thought of the word scrotum, and he thinks it's a valve in the liver. That's why he is Surgeon General and your not: Pop a top, I had some pancakes today the little lady was gone and I told the four star general chef to prepare them uh Putin has a General Chef I made mine a Four Star General Chef. I hate that we lost congress, I had that election capital from 04, I was going to spend some and get congress to pass the G W Bush bill, you know I get SS for life, with this bill, it would create a cabinet position for Sec of Literature, and it would give all presidents for life a chef, I will make it radioactive  to cover daddy and Clinton eh oh retroacted whatever. Did you see that giant squid them Japanese caught, I would go swimming in Frio and Gulf of Mexico when I was younger, now it makes you wonder, them people tubing down river some giant squid gets them. I had to meet with Jihad Brother and he kept coughing, I think he had E-Coli I told him to put some ice on his chest, I put it on my foot once when it swelled and the ice made it go down dam I couldn't see his lungs but it wouldn't hurt. I am going to authorize selling clone animal meat, no not dog I mean cow, pigs etc, it's kind of like taking a bunch of pictures of animals, I think if you clone a year old pig, the new born pig is a year old eh no it's small like a baby pig yeah you're right it's pretty deep that's why some people are rocket scientists. I vetoed, that stem research bill because I needed them evangelistic Fanatics vote and then the Cosmic Bastards stayed home and didn't vote, I might just appoint pro abortion judges from now on, that will stop there clock. Saddam should have been shot not hanged, daddy supported him when he was fighting Iran, them rag heads all they think about is revenge, I got to get daddy to give some money for a storm cellar, hell hoss I barely had enough to build the house and barn, he's getting tight in his old age, yeah he could be pissed about Iraq war, I better do something if he cuts me off, hey dude can you say pour house " A wise {man} feareth, and depart- eth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident.  {He that is} soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of wicked devices is hatched. After a three year study: trans fat can make some obese women barren
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