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Dec 31 06    

A New Years message from the Pope in Latin or something Er Tuyt Med Cuppa nuyt. Indonesian ferry sinks 400 missing. with 15 feet drifts a cow warning: to protect them selves from cold cows will turm back to wind, herd will get close together, and not being able to see the snow will drift and pileup and smoother cows. Sheep just give thanks there frozen so you can butcher later. "All these people gave me Iraq advice Rice er Dr Rice said the best thing to do is take Americans mind off Iraq, she wants to show us winning something, maybe invade Puerto Rico, with the troops we have on border and a few border guards, it's a small Island off Seattle. what! she Sec of State she should know where it is, it belongs to us and it's in Caribbean or you sure, you're shitting me dude how about Marshall island that's what Gates wanted, I think there off the North pole in Artic Ocean or Indian Ocean, If it's in Indian Ocean I may out source to India the invasion we out source everything else to them. One thing about it 07 has to better than this year. One big break thru in medicine was a Cervical vaccine, I think I will get vaccinated it sounds like a bad ass dieses, probably named after a Dr named Cervical like Salk polio vaccine, I know how you can make a fortune. Yeah invent a gay vaccine, hoss them Evangelistic Fanatics would pay a grand apiece, they way them there preachers are coming out of that closet, you have to wonder, how many of the congregation is the same you're right birds of feathers flock together. I saw where them there stem cells repaired those eight mouses damaged brain er Hoss I have an education, it's not mice: Mice kicks in when you get over twelve, it's like gooses but once you get twelve gooses you have geese. It's called a synonym like here and hear! It's like put the plate hear. Dude you didn't study English in school?  I like the Egyptians ideal of pyramids, if dad would give me the money I would build one here on the ranch for me and little lady. I need some slaves the Egyptians had Jews, let me call on my president cell, hello this the Almighty One how many prisoners we have in Gitmo? That's my code name Almighty One, we have 400, if dad approves I will sneak about 200 across border, well if an uneducated Mexican can do it some tight ass general can figure it out." Polls show that 25% will kiss person next to them on New Years Eve: " On Saddam hanging These Deranged Islamic are real cowards: they celebrating in Dearborn MI staying up all night passing out candy: Hey dude come on grab a rifle go to Iraq and pass out candy and celebrate. I had to send American troops to do what you couldn't in fact the Iraqis were so afraid to take possession until it was time to hang him; I'll bet if you sent a Saddam look alike the streets would clear in Dearborn" Study find kids still nursing on moms milk at age ten more likely to have asthma in later years, To a Vaccine comes along Evangelistic Fanatics urge parishioners to spend tonight in church. Gay Magazine top places to get a date for New Years Eve: Evangelistic Fanatics church.  But if I cast out devils by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God is come unto you.