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 Texas solution: Islamic want to build Mosque neighbor afraid of terrorists will race pigs next door. "You know Karl, I wish the people of America could come up to our mother ship and see how great everything really are they say that even boy scouts are prepared. You know it's the end of the year, what do you think was our best stunt, I think it was when he persuaded Noble Congress to help the Terry woman in Florida. I mean we had all those tight ass nobleman fighting over who would lead charge. I mean they called a special session and that stupid ass Senate leader said he could tell she was all right by video and the whole time she was blind and he thinks he can be president HEH hEH it must be something in water on hill, can you believe they threw my foreign policy in tolet." Red leaders poll hit bottom. 70% against war Red Leader gets testy with press. Man who died trying to save family: Vandals had cut gate that should have been locked. Kirkpatrick dies. Nut arrested in IL mall to blow up. In Cabinet room: Red VP, "It's been a tough week but we knew we had the right man in the Homeland Security chief." He stands up and says, "We got him! The terrorist that sneaked a can of deordent on a flight, we diverted the flight and FBI cuffed him and paraded in front of TV cameras."
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