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Dec 9 06 

Vatican: Skank Pope does not want single couples to have same rights as couples  ; Taliban: Murder your teachers. "You know Karl I think if everyone could see our velvet Elvis aboard the mother ship, they would be happy, I have to go talk to some groups, to placate the voters even through we both know. You think it was Mr sophisticated Powell with all those charts showing nuclear warheads in Iraq and the missing WMD" I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me. Therefore made I a decree to bring in all the wise men of Babylon before me, that they might make known unto me the interpretation of the dream. REDS claim nothing done in Foley Page scandal merits prison time, just let down America's children and that's not a crime. Red house leader cleared because he can't remember and he gets re elected! ABQ, NM: Charges are expected to be filed: 4,000 illegal immigrants passing there selves off as African refuges for three years being feed by various churches and even a proclamation by Gov two years ago as African Refuges Day Dec 9; One church evangelistic fanatic leader claims he became suspicious when they kept asking for tortillas, he didn't think African refuges would know what a tortilla was. Many to be deported to Mexico and tent city destroyed.
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