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Feb 11 07

Time for a change NM Governor signs exec order all recording will be in Spanish "How in the hell can a Illegal Alien push a number for Spanish on telephone if the message is in English"

  Study finds that Indonesian born in America more likely to have weak stream but when taking a pill for ED can sustain an erection for 7 hours before fainting. "Super K when you're Elite, you have a certain responsibility to the peasants, I need to provide them basic necessity, like food and housing, now there revolting, they want better housing and food: The Ancients in there writing want the people happy but not over indulgent: There is only one way, these peasants know about better houses and food: The liberal media, I will shut the media down eh yea that's a great ideal: I will get that backwater Texas Governor to issue exec order to shut down Texas Media and if folks object, he can tell them they were promoting gay marriages and them dumb ass Texans will go along, Super K this is no lie, if you told them Evangelistic Fanatic Nuts that they only way to stop gay marriage is for them to kill there first born 90% would do it. That Milky he is such a paper dragon called last night I was playing with my leggos building Iran Nuke plants and taking my toy soldiers and destroying them;  Little lady read my horoscope for the year, with Mars and Pluto in my chart on the horizon, I will regain my popularity and polls will shoot up! uh you're right that is a bad sign Pluto was down graded from a planet. Little lady got P. O. at me the other night, you remember the terrorist cat before the SS shot him he would curl up on floor of the closet, I tried it, it's a secure feeling with the walls around you know terrorist huh sure Okay Doakey no terrorist can sneak up on you. I had SS spray closet I did get some bed bug bites, huh Super K I don't know how you get bed bug bites on the floor, the general of Surgeons told me what they were. Remember me telling you Bubba committed suicide: One day we went deer hunting and we drink a little heavy the night before, we were standing by a river and Bubba looks up to the sky and said, "Lord if you want kill me do it but don't torture me." then he took off his jacket jumped in that river with all his clothes on girl friend it was at least 30 degrees swim over to the other side and back Hoss he climbed out on that bank and that hangover was cured man that was a man I will miss. That Noblepeople have to be some of the dumbest in the world, I tell them to wean the nation on foreign oil or if you don't like my plan on Iraq come up with one, they froth at mouth start running around in circles and trying figure out how to do it, these are definitely followers. You ever peasant feed? I buy these chocolate doughnuts and lick the chocolate off, the white house kitchen sends the leftovers with doughnuts to a charity, little lady gets pissed, I tell her a licked doughnut is better than none the fact of the matter is how many people even get a doughnut from George Bush President of USA, they shouldn't eat it but save it, freeze that licked doughnut and show grand kids. Annihilate terrorism is my new motto. This Haggard thing is getting a little old these twisted sister, Why would these people spread this news in newspaper 8 days before report is due? Just go heal and quit telling everyone you twisted girls: They are going to get a report on Feb 18 Hello do you like the publicity er yea there going to get a report on how the church is healing how long does it take a church to recover from having a gay or not gay preacher, how can you recover if you don't know if guy is straight or gay: perhaps the deceit runs to deep to ever recover and the church and it's 14,000 members are doomed to hell for there lies and deceit. I mean it's only 14,000 he destroyed that whole town, and turned the chick into salt for watching, man he is not one to piss off. I do what the big guy says he said "let's all gather at the river" I sent our troops to Tigris and Euphrates in Iraq, it's amazing daddy and Clinton, wasn't smart enough to do this huh yea maybe not religious enough to understand, it's pretty deep. I had to get the Presidential seal on my new camos, Gates thought it would look more Commander in Chief" And by him all that believe are justified from all things

At the ceremony marking the change of command in Iraq, Petraeus sat alongside Casey and Army Gen. John Abizaid, the outgoing Central Command chief. A U.S. Army band of the 1st Cavalry Division from Fort Hood, Texas, played "The Eyes of Texas" and "Onward Christian Soldiers". Petraeus was asked about songs instead of National anthem, it's a President exec order to please the Evangelistic Fanatics;

A House committee report on Tuesday questioned whether some of the billions of dollars in cash shipped to Iraq after the American invasion — mostly in huge, shrink-wrapped stacks of $100 bills — might have ended up with the insurgent groups now battling American troops. about lax management of the nearly $12 billion in cash shipped to Iraq between May 2003 and June 2004. The committee calculated that the $12 billion in cash, most of it in the stacks of $100 bills, weighed 363 tons and had to been flown in on wooden pallets aboard giant C-130 military cargo planes. “Who in their right mind would send 360 tons of cash into a war zone?” Mr. Waxman said. “That’s exactly what our government did.”

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