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Feb 12 2006

If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.

Billionaire Fossett sets record in flying around world, one must wonder if billionaire should get asterisk as some poor Joe does same thing in plane with bailing wire. Rag head rioting spreads says," Islam peaceful religion." Haitian's riot, nothing else to do unemployment 80%. Katharine Armstrong calls Corpus Christi paper and says, "By the way before Cheney went to bed last night he shoot someone." Cheney notifies White House he shot a Red contributor yesterday."  NYC gets record snow. Eagle Lake TX five Viet Cong arrested in rice patties. Red leader wants to divert $6 million for R & D for liquid bombs detection to building security: Noblemen say "NO"
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