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The most violent element in society is ignorance.
Feb 13 07
Today's Scripps: For I will pour water upon him that is thirsty, and floods
will wipe out the wicked: For only I know the wicked, man sees a tree and thinks
it's a terrorist, only your God knows the difference:
Gnarl Chief of Innerbreeds blasts IRS for wanting to remove the rock where
his great great great grandfather, sacrificed his son as God instructed, by
cutting his throat and bleeding to death on rock.
Study finds that kids who stay indoors playing video games less likely to be
injured than kids playing outside
"Super K I can't believe Putin criticized me, I smelled him and he
smelled like a buddy; he passed the smell taste, it never fails: The axis of
evil struck again hoss they let the Dixie chicks sweep the Grammy's, hello out
there, these folks criticized me you're beloved red leader, you know I get down
on my knees and kiss the Evangelistic fanatics ass and not one right wing
newspaper criticized the Grammy's those uptight axis of evil. That other axis of
evil the Blue Party, want to vote on a resolution about me sending in more
troops, the boys ain't got no balls girlfriend, there steers, the Blue party is
what we call in the South a catfish: All mouth hoss: Did you see that article
about them there gays in the Times? Now these girlfriends want another stud
follow me hoss? Now the guy can want the stud but if he don't have sex with the
stud he is straight HUH but if he has sex with the stud he is gay you follow
that? Now let's pretend: This guy is looking at this stud in the window the
glass separates them, kind of a glass cage: they can't touch each other but they
can see each other and they might want each other: but since there not having
sex there straight. What if one licks the glass is he gay? What if one sticks
out his tongue but don't lick the glass but wants to he could be bi-sexual? What
if one gets hard does he turn gay? What if the other jacks off is he gay? You
know between a man and woman you have to have penetration before it's sex you
know girlfriend oral sex ain't sex, is it the same for gays, what about Indonesians.
eh it was joke about the Indonesians: Hey girlfriend these psychotic religious
nuts have this gay thing down to a perfect science. Rocket scientists there not.
Now does these hocus pocus preachers really think there going to heaven girl? I
mean would God really wants people that tell others: don't lick the glass or you
gay in heaven: hoss I don't think so! You know hoss the bible tells you to do a
lot of things to get to heaven, but it don't mention a gay decider. Eh yea
you're right it's like they play gotcha you; you're gay, I get a pass to heaven.
I think you're right Hoss, God don't wont some deciders in heaven, he is kinda of
particular who associates with him in heaven. Pop a Top the only Decider that
gets to heaven is me! Now that Preacher only did it for three years, he quit he
said and now he's straight, if he had done it four years would he have been permanently
gay. Maybe a commandment should say, "Anyone who is humped for five or more
years is Permanent gay" But so what if you are permanent or not? I once had
a thing happen when I was single, I picked up one of them drooling redneck hairy
legged chicks, man she drooled all over me and I didn't know she was hairy
legged until she took them jeans off, it kinda freaked me out looking at those
hairy legs eh oh no we still did it! I had to shower to wash the drool off. I
should have snapped when we walked out the bar and she spit and blew he nose
with her hand. You ever been in
one of them there East Texas redneck bars? The ceiling fans whirl, three chicks
hanging around the bar in sun dresses and cowboy boots with that big hair: The
guys have them long beards and coveralls with tobacco drooling, down corner of
the mouth and smoking a cigarette and solving all the world problems. But hell
hoss that hairy legged girl was good in that sack I went back several times for
more. But if I saw a naked guy in a glass cage I wouldn't lick the glass so I
must be straight." Blessed are they which are
persecuted minorities: for theirs is the hell in which they belong
A bad sign black rider less horse seen on Iraq Iran Border Putin
claims USA is killing the Pouch Rat the main food of the Innerbreeds the same as
they slaughtered the Bison to eradicate the Indians.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Sunday that prisoner abuse scandals in
Iraq and Guantanamo Bay and other mistakes have damaged America's reputation,
and work must be done to prove the U.S. is still a force for good in the world.
Denies USA is trying to eradicate the pouch rat are Innerbreeds; Blessed are ye,
when men shall revile you, and persecute you: Woe unto ye who kill the least of
my animals like the pouch rat for hell will be your reward.
When Mitt Romney, the former Republican governor of Massachusetts,
officially enters the 2008 presidential race, he is a Mormon but is trying to
come across as Right wing Fanatic, once a right to life now not a flip flopper;
I am not a flip flopper I just need to kiss certain asses he wrote a letter
promising a gay Republican group he would be a stronger advocate for gays and
their rights . Nevertheless, he insists he has been an unflinching opponent of
gay marriage.