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Valentine Massacre: Chrysler to lay off 13,000

Kansas border patrol arrests five Ethiopians with endangered sperm whale;  

Your office desk harbors far more bacteria than your workplace restroom, and if you're a woman, chances are your workspace has more germs than your male co-workers', a new research report shows. Women have three to four times the number of bacteria in, on and around their desks, phones, computers, keyboards, drawers and personal items as men do

Originally thought to only in Australia: Three pouch couples seen in Southwest WY 
Dumb Ass Coloradoans have seat belt law as secondary law 250 killed last year without seatbelt and CO lost millions in Government Reds "It is imposing laws on people" DUH hey dumb Red so does speed limit!

"Super K how can Iowa ban stapling ears but allows piercing the rest of body, maybe they will lose weight if you pierce ears. When I was in CA my equilibrium was off, I think because I was across the Continental  divide and rivers running to Pacific screwed it up when I was standing in front of urinal I had my back to urinal and SS kept turning me around, finally two of them held me while I took a leak girlfriend. Washington is so screwed up USDA regulates Chicken then IRS or Interior Department some other agency regulates the egg. I may make General Harriet a food czar, she is doing an excellent job, I will give a battle field decommission and make her Food Czar, she is still pissed for not getting on Supreme court. I wonder if I can create a Extra Supreme Court that would be above the one we have now. I will get my Mexican AG to check it out yea your right Political correct I do the Hispanics a favor by appointing him and then they vote Blue. You know we Reds have always done good with the half breeds eh yea mixed breeds now that Blues could get them there mixed breeds. Milky is sick he has bat fever, and when he sees light he tries to stand on his head, that's why war is going bad, he was just diagnosed with it and has had it for a year. I got 12,500 coalition troops on schedule no Super K there not all Americans, I gave a $100 million grant to Czech Republic the twisted sister held my feet to fire and they will send one soldier yea it's high but I have to show it's not all American fight. That up tight Bolten after I praised him he trashes my Korean progress he is an evil twisted sister. The American people seem to not understand what victory in Iraq, I am a visionary I will know victory when I see it, I will be able to smell it.  I have set up a war room, when the house debates my decision for more troops, one slip and the world will know what them there blues say about our troops. I am going to fire that up tight dumb ass Homeland Sec. has he been eaten up by dumb ass, The Bank of America is issuing credit cards to illegal aliens: Hell hoss, I don't know aliens from Mars and other planets we're here, how many different aliens are here? eh you kidding, there from Mexico, did Mars invade Mexico how come NORAD didn't tell me? What do they look like: I talked to AG and he thinks they have taken our form: I will have a chip implanted in every USA citizen, eh you're right I might be able to smell them. We use to say, " Honky Tonky Tonky Honky" when I went out with that hairy leg chick in East Texas: Man there was one guy there that look like someone took an ugly stick to him. Pop a top"

Love Potion: Uncovered documents show there were 10 apostles, the error occurred in translation

Is the truth too hard to say, "Iraq troops will take lead" report first sweep in Iraq neighborhood 2500 US Army 200 Iraqis

Tim Hardway a NBA player: Gay's should not be allowed in USA: Should he have the right ti vote 

A video prepared by Rummmie before invasion of Iraq: A broadly representative Iraqi government would be in place. The Iraqi Army would be working to keep the peace. And the United States would have as few as 5,000 troops in the country.  the command’s planners projected what the American occupation of Iraq might look like. After the main fighting was over, there was to be a two- to three-month “stabilization” phase, then an 18- to 24-month “recovery” phase. That was to be followed by a 12- to 18-month “transition” phase. At the end of this stage — 32 to 45 months after the invasion began — it was projected that the United States would have only 5,000 troops in Iraq.

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