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Why now blame Iran for weapons being brought into Iraq: When it was
discovered years ago? Red Leader replied, "Someone has to be blamed for
this fiasco, it's not my fault."
So far twelve Reds have broken party rank and trashed Red Leader: Red leader
says, "They have a right to speak, just remember the terrorists are
listening and there behind every tree." Al Fraken to run for Senate: Social Security Nominee rejected:
wants to privatize SS
Denver CO: the city has to been eaten up by dumb ass! Streets not plowed for
12 weeks: Then they spend 12 weeks hauling snow to Coors field no baseball to
summer HUH Now there moving mountains of snow because a concert is planned at
Coors field: 5 million spent on computers for voting people waited 3 hours to
vote last Nov. Now let's throw out computers and use paper ballots: Had mail in
voting on Jan 31 40,000 didn't get ballots cost 0.62 to mail back
Hey man I like this government trough: I say what it takes to get re-elected
the lobbyist perks are neat $5,000.00 tickets to concerts are normal;
The Crusaders sex educators had come to a Iraq to teach the infidels: to
discuss condoms and foreplay and sexually transmitted diseases. Those
assembled were told that their demographic was showing increases in sexual
activity and an accompanying rise in promiscuity, homosexuality and H.I.V.
infection. As the teacher, Witch Doctor, delved into an unexpurgated
discussion covering issues from vaginal dryness to Viagra, one student’s
grenade clattered to the floor, another student adjusted his grenade launcher
and a third fidgeted with his AK-47. By the time the Witch Doctor got around to
describing a safe sexual act involving Saran Wrap, a woman shouted, “Enough,
already!” The sex educators had news for this class of people in
time for Valentine’s Day: Never mind these rag heads had never heard of
Valentines Day and it’s never too late to learn about safe sex. The
class last Wednesday, for residents of Baghdad what is known as a troop surge to
keep the people safe: Lt. Gen. Aboud Qanbar, who is leading the new crackdown,
also announced the closing of Iraq’s borders with Iran and Syria, an extension
of the curfew in Baghdad by an hour, and the setup of new checkpoints run by the
Defense and Interior Ministries, both of which General Qanbar said he now
controlled. The group’s leaders said they started sex-education courses in
January after noticing an increase in sexual activity among their citizens,
something they attribute to the popularity of Viagra and testosterone
supplements as well as women shedding the idea that sex is shameful. Along with
the increase in sexual activity at Shiite and Sunnis A recent survey of people
conducted by the Kurds reported a sharp increase over the past several years of
men using sex-enhancing drugs, and observed a corresponding “re-awakening”
among women, who said their own sexual satisfaction had been enhanced. The study
concluded that health care providers and patients were in need of sex education.
He said the government would break into homes and cars it deemed dangerous, open
mail and eavesdrop on phone calls for residents that failed to show up for classes
where someone had demonstrated how to put on a condom. General Qanbar did not
mention the role American forces would play in the classes, but his remarks were
clearly timed to coincide with more aggressive efforts by American troops on the
streets of Baghdad. The Americans have been establishing outposts — called
joint security stations — to work alongside the Iraqi Army and police to end
the sectarian bloodletting so the ragheads could attend the classes and have sex
in peace. The Witch Doctor said many people experience problems when resuming
sexual activity after a long layoff, because of the war. Tuesday, senior
American officers expressed surprise about the plan to resettle people who had
moved from their homes amid sectarian cleansing that had perhaps slowed
down sexually. Then there are sexually transmitted diseases spread by newly
promiscuous Viagra takers, often undetected by doctors presuming that Baghdad
residents are not sexually active. “We feel this is getting to be an area you
can no longer ignore,” The Witch Doctor told the group. In his presentation, said
he had also seen an uptick in homosexual activity among the Baghdad residents
because of high un employment and men just bored and playing with each
other this class was warned about how incontinence, heart disease,
diabetes and medication can contribute to erectile dysfunction; how a collapsed
uterus can complicate penetration; and how vaginal dryness can lead to increased
incidence of sexually transmitted disease. The Witch Doctor said as he showed
a model of the female genitalia, reproductive and excretory systems. Since
the bombing of a sacred Shiite shrine in Samarra a year ago, the sectarian map
of Baghdad has been almost completely redrawn, as Shiites pushed Sunnis from
neighborhood after neighborhood. The Witch Doctor pulled out lubricant and
condoms. You can actually get this in the market, so you don’t have to go to
sex shops or anything,” He said of the lubricant, “You can even get
your lube flavored. After I get finished with you, you’re all going to rush
out and buy condoms.” A man yelled “Oh yeah, by the thousands.”
Then, he inquired: “We can only use it if we have intercourse?” He explained
where the clitoris is and how to achieve an orgasm by masturbation and mentioned
the Saran Wrap maneuver, which provides protection for oral sex on a woman. At
least 10 formerly mixed neighborhoods in Baghdad are now almost entirely Shiite.
East Baghdad, vulnerable to attack from Shiites in the Sadr City stronghold, is
almost entirely under Shiite control. West Baghdad, where there are still fierce
sectarian clashes, is a war zone of divided neighborhoods, where crossing from a
Shiite enclave to a Sunni enclave without the right identification, or the other
way around, can mean death Warning of the danger of taking Viagra with some
heart medications, The Witch Doctor recommended “cheap man’s Viagra” — a
metal ring that slides onto the penis to maintain the erection. “You can get
them at the market,” he said. He recommended similar outings to stock up on
condoms and exhorted the women to build sexual confidence and self-esteem by
undressing in front of the mirror. The kids today are having more fun than I
had, but they’re also having abortions and all kinds of diseases.” “reminded
us that sex is not a dirty word.” To do this in the middle of a war when
tempers have been inflamed and militarization is ubiquitous seems to be putting
the cart before the horse,” he said. “You haven’t stopped the willingness
to ethnically cleanse, but you’re imposing the moral hazard of ethnic
cleansing on the cleansee? Unless you create security first, you are paving the
way for a potential massacre of returnees to classes and not understanding safe
sex.”
A puzzled look on there faces Red Leader Tells kindergarten class that if we
leave Iraq the enemy will follow us home. An American Airlines flight made
an unscheduled landing after pilots heard something skittering about in the
wire-laden space over the cockpit. The airline blamed the emergency landing of
the Tokyo-Dallas flight with 202 passengers on a stowaway squirrel.
Fearing it might have been carrying rabies, authorities had the rodent killed.
A United States attorney in Arkansas who was dismissed from his job last
year by the Justice Department was ousted after Harriet E. Miers, the former
White House counsel, intervened on behalf of the man who replaced him, according
to Congressional aides briefed on the matter. Ms. Miers, the aides said,
phoned an aide to Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales suggesting the
appointment of J. Timothy Griffin, a former military and civilian prosecutor who
was a political director for the Republican National Committee and a deputy to
Karl Rove, the White House political adviser.
Makes you want to go back to "White Only" water Fountains
and restrooms" Retired Miami Heat guard Tim Hardaway said Wednesday that he hates gay
people, ``You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people
and I don't like to be around gay people,'' he said while a guest on Sports Talk
790 The Ticket. ``I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world
or in the United States.'' What's with these black athletes remember Reggie
White the devil took him at 43 Yo youse moma don't teach no manners;
. But I wonder how he would feel if you substitute the word 'Black American'
for 'gay."'
"You know, I hate (Black American') people, so I let it be known. I
don't like (Black American') people, and I don't like to be around (Black
American') people. I am (a racist). I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the
world or in the United States. ... First of all, I wouldn't want (an Black
American') on my team. And second of all, if he was on my team, I would, you
know, really distance myself from him because, uh, I don't think that's right.
And you know I don't think he should be in the locker room while we're in the
locker room. I wouldn't even be a part of that."