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Feb 17 2005

 After reds censor gay cartoon characters the crazy of the crazy come out of the red ooze. Out of red muck 31 people file complaint with FCC over McCarthy's halftime song "Get Back" with references to California Grass and Sweet Loretta Martin  who "Thought she was a woman but she was another man." Crawl back into the red muck, there is only one perfect place and their ain't no nuts going to heaven.

  Red state Enron math no new taxes: Texas says it wants to tie gas tax to inflation and gas tax will only go up about a penny. HUUUH

Red state winner says: "Republicans are fiscal conservatives and not for big government, not tax and spend liberals. Spending up 38% since Bush took over.

Defense Department plans to shoot 3,200 kangaroos on the outskirts of Australia's capital have been derailed by police fears about the risk posed to humans, an official said Friday.

The department applied this month for local government approval to kill the kangaroos _ about 6,500 of which have overrun two Defense Department properties near Canberra.

But Canberra's administration, the Australian Capital Territory government, announced Friday the request had been refused for now because of concerns from police.

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