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Feb 19 2006

I've had smarter people around me all my life, but I haven't run into one yet that can outwork me. And if they can't outwork you, then smarts aren't going to do them much good. That's just the way it is. And if you believe that and live by it, you'd be surprised at how much fun you can have.

First Black wins gold in winter Olympics. Red intelligent chief Pat Roberts wants courts to monitor illegal wire taps. Hamas takes over Parliament. Peaceful Islamic kill 15 of there own in Nigeria. One group threw a tire on man and set it a fire and these peaceful bastards burned fifteen churches. Nine oil workers seized in Nigeria. Deadeye Dick Quailgate shooter glad to be home in Wyoming and gives speech to senate as Iran draws up plans for nuclear weapons. North Korea Claims JI Lee invented airplane 10 years before Wright Brothers. Ten Zen Buddhists fed to crocs in Kenya by Islamic Fascist. Psychic communicated with Zen and they are happy in heaven.
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