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Reflect upon your blessings, of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

Feb 2 07

 What kind of world do we live in? Breaking News Denver: Yesterday was first day Loveland CO will stamp Valentines: McCain questions Gen Casey decisions in Iraq, being on senate armed force committee does not make one a war planner: It makes one a tired old man that got his ass kicked by Red leader in primaries 6 years ago. "If the Queen of England can Knight a rock star, what about a war hero like me?" Jones refuses to answer question if McCain will be new head coach of Cowboys but did say he has been on Senate NFL committee for a substantial time: Heathens march in protest to shutting down of Charles River because of art: officials thought were terrorist bombs: Red Leader wins Boston is seeing a terrorist around every tree. Officials found a slew of blinking electronic signs adorning bridges and other high-profile spots across the city Wednesday, prompting the closing of a highway and part of the Charles River and the deployment of bomb squads. A man with lobster hands seen running down the street. The terrorists are in there minds it looks like somebody would have enough snap to check one before blowing $5000,000.00 to $1 million; Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Ore., Austin, Texas, San Francisco and Philadelphia. In Seattle and several suburbs, the removal of the signs was low-key. "We haven't had any calls to 911 regarding this," Seattle police spokesman Sean Whitcomb said Wednesday. Police in Philadelphia said they believed their city had 56 devices. The New York Post reported that police confiscated 41 in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Boston sends out alert that transvestite  terrorists were taking over the city and would be shot on site: Berdovsky, an artist, told The Boston Globe he was hired by Interference and said he was "kind of freaked out" by the furor. "I find it kind of ridiculous that they're making these statements on TV that we must not be safe from terrorism, because they were up there for three weeks and no one noticed. It's pretty commonsensical to look at them and say this is a piece of art and installation," he said. Biden defends his words calling Obama clean: On North Carolina senator John Edwards. "I don't think John Edwards knows what the heck he is talking about and is unclean and can't articulate on Iraq," he said. Brown back has a dream "There will be no gays on my yellow brick road, the road will be filled with white Evangelistic Fanatics singing religious songs, as we march toward DC" Edwards rebuffed to send Blackwater troops to block yellow brick road, by Red Conservative owner and promises his 20,000 private army will guard yellow brick road from gay terrorists" Denver CO, to talk to Milky PM of Iraq about sending troops to help with security for Democrat Convention! Mexicans can send police with sling shots. Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy brother's wife: it is thy brother's nakedness NEXT