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Feb 21 2005

  Jeff Gordon wins Daytona 500

     She must be getting horny a crooked tooth red neck with skool drooling out corner of mouth tried to pickup her. Thank God she come to her senses at last moment.

 The famous Coco the signing gorilla handlers were told to strip to bond with gorilla.

  She tilled up a garden on my Zwamp and when the transsexual was running at 5:30 she heard geese flying over and declared winter over; I need to get this girl a life.

It's  spring in the West and the red nuts are coming out of hibernation: Red Ooze Alert: In Arizona the people militia is sending 500 gun toting camouflage red nuts to patrol border for illegal aliens and al- Qaida people 

  The man ask Jesus "I have keep the Ten Commandments, what must I do to get to heaven"?

  Jesus replied, "You must love that neighbor as thyself."

  More red ooze out of the red muck: Montanan killed a bill 54-46 that would have extended the state crimes bill that protects gays. Does this mean the devil has claimed 54 more red souls ? 

Foreign peacekeepers fired warning shots and tear gas to disperse gangs battling each other Wednesday after an explosion wounded four people, officials said.

A 23-year-old man was admitted to the Dili National Hospital in a coma with severe face injuries, said Americo dos Santos, head of the emergency unit. Three others were treated for less-serious wounds caused by the blast, he said.

National Police spokesman Mateus Fernandes said the violence took place near the headquarters of the Fretilin party, which is struggling to hold on to power after being blamed for widespread violence a year ago that killed 37 people and sent 155,000 fleeing their homes.

Fernandes said 13 people were being questioned for possibly setting off a hand grenade.

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